kevinmk2008

If you’re looking at my Kongregate page to learn more about me, you are a sad, sad individual. Look deeper within yourself then ask the question, Why The FUCK am I looking at a page of some random d-bag (presumably) and wondering what I can learn about him. Hell, chances are you play on Kong instead of XboxLive or PSNetwork, or whatever Sony calls their shit servers, because you prefer simple flash games or idle games where you can piss away hours sad and alone without the fear of some 12 year old cock sniffer chiming in about how you just got PWND HARD AF LiKE aliTtLe NaRB. So seriously, stop reading this, move on to something else. If you send me a friend request I’m going to assume it’s for anonymous blood orgies in which I have no interest (Presumably). None the less, If you really, truly, desire contact with me, feel free to do whatever weird shit Kong allows such as messaging or adding or following or god knows what, cause I sure as hell don’t. Who knows, maybe in a few months when I actually think to look at the “My Account” page for whatever bullshit reason, I’ll see your sad little hello from a few months to a year ago and I will be like, “Hey, Fuck that guy for wanting to make human contact.” After which I’ll be the polite individual I was brainwashed into being, and send you a casual hello in response. Until then, stick to Facebook for your creeping!