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Librarian. Gamer. Geek. //

I’m not stubborn. I’m just always right. //

I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. //

It’s not denial. I’m just very selective about the reality I accept. //

I did not hit you. I simply high-fived your face. //

“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. //

Librarian: the original search engine. //

Being nice to the librarian means the difference between the right answer and a wrong one. //

I’m a librarian. Don’t make me shush your ass. //

I’m a librarian. I’m supposed to be full of useless bits of information. //

Forget the books… check out your Librarian. //

Wit: A smart person’s weapon against ignorance.
Librarian: a person fighting ignorance with knowledge.
Witty Librarian: a smart ass. //

Librarians give it away for free. //

Librarians know how to check it out. //

Librarians do it by the books. //

Librarians do it with their hands on the spine. //

I guard your right to privacy.
I protect your freedom to read.
I support intellectual freedom.
I am a librarian. //

Actually there are stupid questions, but ask your librarian anyway. //

Ask, and a librarian will tell you where to go. //

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don’t ever piss one off. //

OK, sure. We’ve all got our little preconceived notions about who Librarians are and what they do. Many people think of librarians as diminutive civil servants, scuttling about “ssh-ing” people and stamping things.
Well, think again buster. Librarians have degrees. They go to graduate school for Information Science and become masters of data systems and Human-Computer interaction. Librarians can catalog anything from an onion to a dog’s ear. They could catalog you. Librarians wield unfathomable power. With a flip of the wrist they can hide your dissertation behind piles of old Field & Stream magazines. They can find data for your term paper that you never knew existed. They may even point you toward new and appropriate subject headings.
People become Librarians because they know too much. Their knowledge extends beyond mere catagories. They cannot be confined to disciplines. Librarians are all-knowing and all-seeing. They bring order to chaos. They bring wisdom and culture to the masses. They preserve every aspect of human knowledge. Librarians rule
And they will kick the crap out of anyone who says otherwise.