Aegis_Priority

Quotes
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supertomlem: i like this game
guythatsrandom: Maybe you should marry it.
guythatsrandom: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Heliian: I’m a pervert.
Heliian: That’s my greeting towards you.

Aegis_Priority: When were you unbanned
AssassinoMano: banned, for I am unstoppable
LtGenObvious: I was never
AssassinoMano: fuck
LtGenObvious: shit

Aegis_Priority: Fly
Aegis_Priority: How you when you the video.
FlyingAgorian: What.
Aegis_Priority: This how you when you do the video.
FlyingAgorian: …
CutePerson456: …
FlyingAgorian: I don’t
FlyingAgorian: what

SlimeKing3: DONT FAP ON THE LAWN

CpnAmERICa: eaoeiuaeouiaeoiueuoi
CpnAmERICa: Sorry, I have irritable vowel syndrome

KoboldGiraffe: I have over 200 trillion cookies. :3
Aegis_Priority: Shit son
Floirt: in your browser? dude you should buy norton antivirus for that shit

KoboldGiraffe: Floirt, I have reason to believe you are not the age you say you are.
Floirt: i have reason to beleive you are stupid

Darxzero: Congratulations, you can predict the past.

mcgeebungholeman: gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8 no h8 str8 aprei8 n8

Cojiro98: Elisabetta5368: Curls up in fetal position
Cojiro98: there now do it
Scritter: let me curl up next to you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Scritter: use of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pretty much means “this sentence was meant in the most perverted way possible”

Scritter: help us MisterD, you’re our only hoe
brandoncole333: hi
Scritter: hope*
Cojiro98: OUR ONLY HOE
Elisabetta5368: …
Scritter: that was an accident, i swear

MisterD2014: HELP US OBI WAN! YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOE! THE OTHER JEDIS ARE PIMPS!

FlyingAgorian: And so I arrive, Like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarten picnic.
Elisabetta5368: Welcome back
Cojiro98: omg FA
Cojiro98: the kids
Cojiro98: flying
Cojiro98: fecal matter litters the floor

Scritter: Assisted suicide isn’t legal in my state, sorry.
TurkeyPie: Here, it’s pronounced as ‘murder’.
TurkeyPie: We’ve got a weird accent.

Azwraith15: I need more souls, give me yours!
LostLittleBoy: Already sold mine, sorry.
PhoenixNewb: I’ll pass.
AnabelleSylveon: Ehhhh, I misplaced mine
JackT36: I’m ginger, so I don’t have one.
Aegis_Priority: I never had one to begin with

SillyBananana: ╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ＼( °□° )／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Son. ಠ__ಠ Put. ಠ___ಠ The tables. ಠ____ಠ Back! (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ┳━┳ ┳━┳

IAMROCKLEGEND: someone tell me a bedtime story
FlyingAgorian: Once upon a time, you died, and I lived happily ever after. The end.

theportalboy: sorry guys.
theportalboy: back.
theportalboy: Was muted for 1 hour in a spanish server for being racist.

Scritter: Santa is the patron saint of all prostitutes.

Scritter: when did hola’s quote list get so long, it’s longer than my attention span

Butterroll12: Nite.. These kong filters need to be better
Butterroll12: A Britta filter is better

elvinotron: ….the burning….grrrrttttt…just gets….grrrrtttt….worse!
Luke___: wtf does grt mean retard

MerlinRocket: MY FELLOW KONGERS, I, MERLINROCKET, PROPOSE THAT WE ALL **** MAD BITCHES

awesomealeem: I’m still quite butthurt from yesterday’s events
vice123: lube it up next time
A_N_A_L60: OHHHHHHHHHHHH

llamalordlover: DONE!
scarlettxfoxx: undone
Awwsome: Redone