Dazixiz

Hi, person that is intruding on my space!

If you are reading this, you are more likely to be an unknown lifeform.

If u dont call the U.L.G.C. (Unknown Lifeform Geek Club) within 5, no 2 seconds, you will be punished…

Anyway, my name is David.

It has been more then 2 seconds since u read the warning above, and u still didn’t call the U.L.G.C. so here is your punishment!!!

Hmm… It appears that our punishment machine just crashed.

Please wait a moment while we fix our broken machine…

Don’t even think about reading everything below and then go playing a game here at kongregate.com.

Oh, I really like that i’m smarter then a newborn.
(I’m so great.)

…(empty space)…

Bye Bye. xP