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I dunno, all those kids kinda looked like brats to me. Is there an option in the game where we just leave them chained up and we go flying around on our giant bird to grab lunch somewhere instead?

"Not to brag, but I'm a pretty successful lawyer." "Oh... oh wow, that's really--" "I'm also a famous actor!" "I... I guess you must really like to keep busy!" "Life guard. I'm also the world's greatest lifeguard." "...what?" "And the world's foremost fry cook cyberneticist baseball player." "You're... you're just messing with me now." "...." "....." "Here, I bought you 100 million dollars worth of fruit baskets." "I LOVE YOU!"

Upvote if you think Lil Fangy is rad and needs his own spinoff game.

Oh, that music.

New Hyptosis game? Aaaaaaand.... there goes the rest of my afternoon.

Flagged.

Was going to give it at least 3/5, but the ending "Do you like this YoTreat game?" with only an option to click "Yes" was just insulting. 1/5. Sorry guys, do better.

I'm willing to buy into the fact that a locked door is impossible to break down and get past for most escape games. But an unguarded two-foot high metro turnstile as the "unescapable exit?" Sorry, can't suspend disbelief on this one.

Far too easy, no argument there, but at least it wasn't riddled with bugs. 3/5 just for being stable.

Fun game, and the voice acting was a great touch. But the speech text was awkwardly phrased and often didn't match with what was actually being said. Also, some actions to solve the case weren't super intuitive (like vandalizing the magic shop to get the saw). 5/5 in spirit, 4/5 in execution.

I will follow you ANYWHERE, Pastelgames.

No warrant? Break in to the office. Feds take the case? Go rogue. Throw in some witty dialogue, and I think this guy might be Axel Foley.

Wonderful concept, but the execution was lacking. Plus, spelling and grammar were TERRIBLE. Really took away from what little storyline there was for me. Nice effort, and could have been fun, but needs improvement. 2/5.

On the final level, you can bring your candy pusher around the far left side of the barricade, making the level a LOT easier.

Like with all of Pastel's other games, I came for the artwork, but stayed for the storyline. Hope the ending means there's a sequel in mind?

@Esran - The endings are: Really Bad Ending - Agree to rule with Smith; Not Good Ending - Lose to Smith in battle; Good Ending - Defeat Smith and at least one other deity; Great Ending? - Defeat Smith but not any deities. Hope that helps! That question mark after the "Great Ending?" has me wondering if there's an even better ending possible somehow...

Only complaint is that the question mark in the "Great?" ending leaves me obsessively trying to find an even better ending.

I take personal offense that you put Bieber in Texas.

Gig 'em!

Psst - The first "o" in "opossum" should be silent.