Memorystick

I’m a bitter cynic, what else can I say? Well, I suppose I could add the fact that I have High Functioning Autism (HFA), but you probably don’t care.

My number is 666-844-7325. Text me!

“I may not like what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” -Evelyn Beatrice Hall

Curiosity killed the cat, this is true.

However, satisfaction brought him back.
~ meow ~ ^ . ^

Would you like some cheese to go with your whine? ¬¬

A warrior’s greatness is not determined by how many lives he has taken, but rather by how many lives he has saved.

Silence is Golden, but mods have the duct tape

Knowledge is both a powerful tool and a devastating weapon, but is also a double-edged sword.

When in doubt, ‘lol’ ^ . ^

on my favorite teacher’s wall, he has a poster that defines the difference between a “loser” and a “winner”, this is what I can remember:
A winner:
1) Is always part of the solution
2) Says “it may be difficult, but it is possible”
3) Always has a program
4) Sees a solution for every problem
5) Sees a green near every sand trap
6) Says “let me do it for you”
A loser:
1) Is always part of the problem
2) Says “it may be possible, but it’s too difficult
3) Always has an excuse
4) Sees a problem for every solution
5) Sees 2 or 3 sand traps near every green
6) Says “that’s not my job”

“I don’t get mad, I get even :)”
-Mr. Awesome (my favorite teacher)

Every time you post something stupid, God kills a moderator. Please, think of the moderators.

Strength implies moderate flexibility, lack of flexibility produces brittleness, while too much flexibility results in weakness.

Anore’s memsong: “MemoryStick, battering the brains of dyslexic squirrels after plugging up the port to my computation device. Oh how I love to hug you, good cynical Sir. Paint me a portrait of flying tea cups reaching port, and I will memorialize you in my files.”

3/8/10: “ThomasMarik: I’m gonna get a job as soon as my mother will tell me my ****ing social sec number.
Rensworth: Fuuuu.
Rensworth: I read that as social sex number.”

3/8/10:“Rensworth: Dail, Tom.
Rensworth: Oh ffs.
Rensworth: * Fail
ThomasMarik: rony.
ThomasMarik: Irony *
Rensworth: ^
Rensworth: LOL.
ThomasMarik: STFU.
Memorystick: LOL
Rensworth: We both suck.
Memorystick: you can suck each other
Memorystick: I mean, uh
ThomasMarik: Ewww.
Rensworth: Totally screenie’ing this.”

3/13/10:“Rensworth: Read a bewbspaper, mem. Jeez.”

3/18/10:“ThomasMarik: Dude, if you EVER get a gf, have her make a MemoryUSBport account.”

3/22/10:“knio: Addy, why would you ever use a gay that way?
knio: Use gay*”
“gunnerman: YOU CAN RUST JESUS.
gunnerman: TRUST*”

3/23/10:“Elva2135: Rock, just say it out lice”

7/10/10:“guffawer: Never played it. I’m too busty with Chaos Faction 2 now.”

9/25/10:“AnorexicShadow: .-. I don’t like cocky men. Just men with cocks???”

7/3/11:“guffawer: POLLENATE THAT MOTHER****ER MMMM.”

Best book evar: How to Win Friends & Influence People