MostlyMadeOfWin

Hm. Well, I can tell you- Wait, no. You see, If I told, I would have to kill you. Scratch that. Kill you sooner.

emokid223: While you complain how I remorselessly destroy all sentient life I encounter on this plane of existence, consider how you’re destroying your own planet every day you keep driving around in that gaz-guzzling SUV of yours, you hypocrite.

“Ma’am, it appears your arteries are clogged with Velociraptors. There’s nothing we can do.”

“If you took a child with three days of martial arts training and somehow convinced them that the only noun in the entire world was penis, this is what that poor monster would create.”