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By the plundered beanbags of a thousand eunuchs!

The atmosphere and everything are great. This just isn't my type of game. I always think they will be, but half an hour later I've shattered my keyboard and taught my youngest a brand new curse word. I absolutely understand how and why some people love them, but allow me to dramatize the relationship one must have to win: "Welcome, gamer! Would you categorize your timing as amazing, flawless, impeccable, or godlike?" "..." "That is correct! The proper answer WAS to wait for the second syllable of impeccable, steal my socks, and make love to my wife, before syllable three." "And she's pregnant."

The game was short and well executed. The puzzles were simple and yet an occasional challenge. The message was clearly and elegantly stated. I disagree fiercely with it, and hope for the day when we've moved away from the dangerous foolishness that lies beneath it, but I disagree more with people who say that games shouldn't ever be vehicles for discussion or debate than with the author for doing so.

I'm not a racing game fan by nature, but this was great fun so far. Agree with some of the others that the "hit this ridiculous thing" races are harder and also less fun. Alternately, having the tire upgrade also help handling would make them more manageable. As it is, speed seems to be king.

Noah." "Yes, Lord?" "How long can you tread water? Hahahahaha!

You have created pure, refined addiction for me. This is the most glorious thing I have ever seen. (Sorry kids. Daddy's got to blow things up.)

A fun, excellent game. I enjoyed playing, enjoyed the music, it was very good all around. 5/5. Now, let me add my voice to the chorus and say: Next time bigger! I loved it all, and I think you could give me more of all of it and do a great job of it.

Good game. Good concept, nice execution. Some more frequent power ups (even short term ones) would be fun, on top of the bombs and shields and such.

Very deep. Separation leads to longing. Longing leads to motion, the act. This act of love consummates itself in an embrace, but a smothering embrace. The longing brings death...to strive is to partake of the illusion. Tell me about your father, Seagaia.

Forget about needing a bowl or my dietary needs. What is wrong with this island that objects do not fall at the same velocity? It violates the very laws of nature!

I have dived too deep! In the uttermost depths, as my life ebbed away...There are THINGS there that cannot be unseen! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! The fools called it a bad dream. But I...I know better.

Controls are pretty bad, which was disappointing. Just very laggy and unpredictable. One moment you'll fly all the way across and off screen, the next, with seemingly the same motion and momentum, you'll barely move. Also, not crazy about eating the pregnant women, myself.

I have no problem with the 900 dollar cups of coffee. The 10,000 startup price for a cafe in NYC is perfectly believable. But I do believe my security guards are summarily executing suspected thieves...and sometimes they turn a profit when doing so. Did they sell the shoes?

Yeah...not really interested in shooting nuns. Also, the sniper part got bugged for me. Which means I kept shooting nuns til I couldn't. What have you done to me??

I commend you on the frustrating verisimilitude. This feels just like one of those old Atari games, and I hate you. 5/5.

Great game, fun monologue, good gameplay and storyline. My big complaint: no graphics option? That's pretty standard. It was rather laggy for me, and that really had an impact on gameplay. Because of that annoyance, I have to give it 4/5.

At least she knows where her towel is. What a hoopy frood.