Komen ObviouseTurtle

Awesome Game But i was screwed when it said giving up gives you cookies

From the makers of balloon in a wasteland We bring you the most unlucky main character in the world.

Thing-Thing 1 you can take a chuck out of the back of your head and have your body blown off but a a fatal shot with a pistol in the stomach that leaves no mark kills.

Madagascar President: Ok Guys we think that our Satalite that has horrible resolution and magnification caught a penguin cough, Shut down everything hand out mask purify the water shoot all immigrants and make sure that any pandimic is gone.

Its absolutely amazing i thiink everyone should play it

If anyone wants a third one i think it should be about how the penguin died and his son/daughter wanted revenge and went on to destroy bigger things

The way you know you picked the right holy grail is when your opponent flys back ward after running then jumping.The way you know you picked the wrong holy grail you turn old then die.

"oh hiader mr truck how you doing?" Just fine would u like a ride?"naaa im good but while ur here in this abandon wastland do u happen to be carrying any giant forts and mabe some bombs and possibly a cannon and machien gun? and while ur at it i want a pony.