Komen thesimplicity

An utopia.

Main, I love that UI! So slick.

I can honestly say this is the most enjoyable MMO experience I have ever had.

Is this a direct port of the PC version, or is there new content, or content missing... ? I own the PC version and I'd like to know if I'm better off just replaying that rather than playing on Kongregate.

I'm really digging the card game component. I wish they had trimmed out the platformer entirely and just focused on that aspect. After three levels I got so frustrated with the space bar being tied to the jump key that I just gave up.

Please add an option to change the controls. Having jump bound to the spacebar is painful on my tiny laptop.

Hmm, the "Story Mode" seems to be missing a story.

Oh cool, the "restart" button restarts the whole game and not just your individual launch. GOOD TO KNOW.

Uh... how do you turn on subtitles? Or is the training mission purposely not doing any training?

Shouldn't letting the ball go out of bounds -- rather than letting it completely destroy the lungs -- result in winning the game, not losing?

You have to find a man by fifty in order to be happy? You increase your happiness through chocolate and diamonds? Bonus outfits include an "in the kitchen" apron and rolling pin? A criteria for "guy of your dreams" is skin color? Wow. I can't say I'm a fan of the messages in this game, even if they were intended to be lighthearted.

I got to 88 deaths on the last level before I gave up. I can't believe this is a featured game... there are so many issues here. Collision detection is infuriating, controls aren't precise enough to justify the platforming levels, there's no mini-map so half of the time jumps are just leaps of faith, and all text is positioned in the same spot (bottom middle), making a lot of messages illegible.

I want to play this game, but I am physically unable to. Please consider adding subtitles so deaf and hard of hearing gamers can experience this.