simeng

Let us play a fitting vignette of “I Spy: Find simeng!”, episode 1 in the runaway hit, “The Game”.

Locate me if you can! Given the clues below, are you able to distinguish me from the my imitators and evil quadruplets? This will surely be a test of your wits and patience. However, if you forfeit this challenge, know that you are not the only one to have slammed your head against the nearest material object in immediate availability to diminish the eternal humiliation of your self-deficiency. Now, unless you insist in desisting … on your marks, get set, go!

Hints:

a.) I am not a red car
b.) I am quite fond of puzzles – both in pixelated graphics and in concrete existence
c.) I like philosophy
d.) You will constantly see me frequenting the Kongregate forums on a basis of habitual obsession
e.) I have plans to take over the world
f.) I am going to kill you
g.) I have already stabbed you through the roof of your oral cavity and penetrated your cerebral cortex, delimiting death and life, supplanted by the transcending identity of indifference.

At least we all know where you’re going.

Thank goodness I needn’t have revealed my true identity. Then again, if I disclosed such to you, I would have a discrete obligation to kill you.

As they say, if all is well, everything will turn up in your favor. Not for you. No, they meant me when they were referring to a character denoted by “you”.

Now, I am off to doing whatever I was doing before I spontaneously decided to update my profile information for the betterment of humanity.