CHOCOCHAN

I must have been three or four years old, I was all alone in the darkness. Shadows surrounded me and I could hear a faint rustle to my left. I whimpered, like most children do, and scanned my current area. Coming out of the woods was…a wolf. Here is what happened.
Wolf: Hey diggity dawg what’s shakkin?
Me: Uncle Henry? I know that you are hairy but…Is winter kicking in? Than again you seem to have lost weight.
Wolf:No dawg.
Me: Oh….trips
Wolf: facepalm You have no swag yo, I can fix that.
And from then on I lived and swaggered my way up to the top of wolf society.
They also gave me cookies and a laser gun.