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Story about math teachers:
At New York’s Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a protractor, a T-square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. The man is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

“Al-gebra is a fearsome cult,” Ashcroft said. “They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search for absolute value. They use secret code names like x and y and refer to themselves as unknowns, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle,” Ashcroft declared.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, “If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes. I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to dis-integrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence,” the President said, adding: “Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line.”

President Bush warned, “These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex.”

Attorney General Ashcroft said, “As our Great Leader would say, read my ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks.”
this is why the teach us math because they want us in their cult
(p.s. this didn’t happen)

pretty bored atm.

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top . The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid they will fall and get hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground. They are easy. So, the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They have to wait for the right boy to come along He is smart enough to realize the value of the good apples and brave enough to climb to the top of the tree.
How would your world be different if there were no mirrors?..
Forget “Lol”. Its all about “LSHIFOMDJKIDHADBIIDINIW” ( Laughing so hard i fell off my dinosaur, Just kidding i dont have a dinosaur, But if i did i’d name it Waldo )
Today I read the post "Today in Biology, we had to use the textbook to answer questions. I was completely bored with the entire lesson, until I opened the book and noticed that whoever owned my book before me had written in the name slot, “The Half-Blood Prince”. Year used: “1965”. Condition given: “Good”. Condition returned: “Better”. It completely made my day. MLIA." Upon reading this, I got up and wrote this in my Chemistry book.