Ehse_Jay_Bea

WARNING: The following story is an insight to my personality. If you read further I am not responsible for the confusion, disbelief, shock & awe, or any other side effects you may experiance. Most side effects are temporary and dissipate after a few minutes.~ A samurai was walking down a old path when he came across a pickle playing with dolls. The samurai approached the pickle and said “Who are you and what are you doing?!” The pickle, just having some fun, looked up at the samurai who was ready to pull out his blade. The pickle stood up and said “I am me, is that a crime?” The samurai unsheathed his sword and lunged at the pickle, which began a battle that would ensue for the next three days. At the end of the third day the samurai colapsed from exhasution and said to the pickle “Just… Who are you?” The pickle gave the samurai some food and said “I am me, and I just want to have fun.”