RunDMC

I have all been shipped to 53 different nations in which I took oaths in 14 different languages to never cheat or exploit, unless I feel like it. I exist on pure 100% concentrated winnage and play games to hold my impressive gaming physiques. I am safe from Chicago Ted. I broke the land speed limit in 4 seperate places, and it needed an X-Ray. I have been known for time-travelling, however I use this power only to speed up waiting for popcorn to pop, and to go back when it gets burnt. I invented the WinPistol. I build 3 sentries at a time. I spot ninjas. I am Sparta. I can eat just one Pringle. I repel repellant. I have a moderator position on anarchy forums. My power levels are OVER 9000 AND 1. They know that it must be a mistake, and that it can’t be possible. The break the laws, of physics. I are in ur bases, killin ur d00dz. All of your bases are generally belong to me, and your are on the way to destruction. I give you no choice, make your time.