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Ever thought that those bunny ears are Joe sticking 2 fingers up to the world? Fits the character perfectly...

Nice game again! PLEASE consider making 1 good long game instead of the next 3 really short ones!!

Played the whole game with a smile on my face! 5/5 for that.

Not bad Rusty, although I have to say that your puzzle involving a haircut, a fish, a crazy old lady in a cupboard, hot milk, knitting, a duck and an oven-glove is rather over-used in point and click adventures these days...

I do love an 'upgrades' game that lets you go back to level 1 with full power and wipe 'em out in a couple of seconds.

To all you doom-laden cynics: the luck runs both ways you know. I just played a game where Reckless was on 9,700 & I was stuck on 7,050 but then he rolled about 6 Zilches (minus 1,000 points) and I caught him and won. Gaby made a great game but is still being criticised by others' ignorance of the word 'random'!

I know I stand in line until you think you have the time to spend an evening with me And if we go someplace to dance I know that there's a chance you won't be leaving with me Then afterwards we drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like this game needs badges.

Anyone else try to shave the cat?

Dang - I thought I was doing great until I realised I was only past chapter 1...

The game would be improved if we could hear squelching sounds when the assassin or the bodyguards run over the dead body of the green man, also if we could have some speech balloons from the guards shouting "Whhooaaa - I stepped in him again!" whenever they do this.

That guy just left 20.3K food on the ground! Sweet! Wowzers...

And now for something a little more constructive: 1) The level selector doesn't work, 2) As this is called 'Golf', you might want to add something called 'Par' to each hole, 3) Needs an counter to show shots taken, 4) Needs a scoreboard between levels showing progress, 5) Rolling the ball past the flag/hole seems to indicate that the putt is sunk (but the graphics don't tie up with this), 6) The windmill level makes you re-try the level if you let the graphics hole the ball without intervention, but if you tap the ball even slightly, it's virtually impossible NOT to get a hole in one, 7) Ball doesn't seem to bounce back; i.e. will rebound off wall 1 but will sit still on wall 2 (the ' bounce cut-off' for speed seems absolute rather than variable depending on current speed. I genuinely think the game has potential but all of these niggles make the game seem a bit shoddy and unprofessional.

Astonishing! Now I know how Tiger Woods feels!

Love the game to bits but I wish that damned song by The Archies wasn't in my head throughout...

I like to think that the zombies enjoy spending all night stacking boxes ready for the next day.

note to self: this ISN'T Cyclomaniacs: stop banging the spacebar to jump, you damned fool...

"Sir, I've got a headache - can someone else drive for a change?"

Despite all the complaints I thought it was great fun. 4/5

"I got me a screwdriver!" Oh... and - "I lost me a big magnet." Damn.

It would be nice to show the right number of 'spots' on each card - everything looks like an ace at first glance!