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THE PICK-UP BUSINESS

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “Hi I’m very rich. Marry me”.
That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at party with friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you, says “He’s very rich. Marry him”.
That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone no. The next day you call and say “Hi, I’m rich. Marry me”.
That’s telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up, straighten your tie, walk up to and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag when she drops it, offer her a ride and then say “By the way, I am very rich. Will you marry me?”.
That’s Public Relations.

You are at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says “You are very rich”.
That’s brand recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say “I’m rich. Marry me”. She gives you a slap in the face.
That’s customer feedback.