MarkNutt2012

Hola professional profile inspector! JK GET A JOB. I’ve got a black ski mask but I don’t ski.

I’m edgier than a tesseract. When I say I don’t like you, it’s not a fucking simile. Like celibate superman, I give no flying fucks. Am I really immature or do you just need to loosen up a little? Nope, I’m immature… luckily maturity is only judged by immature people. Go figure.

25 (01/01) years old. Weigh more than half a newborn killer whale. Died two times already. Bipolar bastard and poor poet. MENSA measured IQ of 161 and still a member of the er society. I’m a genius just like everybody else on the internet. (Got a Sᴍᴀʟʟ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴛᴜᴍᴏᴜʀ 02/15 – 01/16)

Best olympic archer in the London 2012 Olympics [video game], 2 gold medals for Britain! MAAAAAARKKKKKK NUUUUTTTTTTT.

I’m very much aware that I am ugly and weird, it is more efficient than you lot trying and failing to make yourself beautiful and normal!

Anyway aside from being a grumpy, straightshooting moron I’m pretty chilled. Treat me with respect and I will reciprocate but if you want to fire shots, I can drop mortars.

I see you walking around with your lil ᴅ all proud. I’ve got the big D.

CARRY ON.