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    "Paradise is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better."--Laurie Anderson
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    Feb. 10, 2008

Please keep in mind that since I no longer work for Kongregate, I am not going to answer all the questions asked of me in shouts or whispers. Please check the Kongregate forum or the “contact us” links at the bottom of any Kongregate page.

I am not upset with anyone who has asked questions, just explaining why I’m not answering all of them. I very much appreciate the kind words I’ve received from so many, sorry I have been slow to respond to all of them.

Current Avatar by Darches from that thread where we predict next week’s Kongpanion

Memody: Sindrel Song is now on Kartridge!! It’s got music, and beauty, and heart, and I absolutely love it <3 It’s now on Steam as well! I know, Steam is not a Kongregate platform, but the Mardek series brought me great joy on Kongregate, and Tobias is a wonderful person and amazingly creative developer who deserves support, wherever you may want to buy his games <3

When I’m not using one of our fabulous Kongpanion guesses as my avatar, I use the character Remedy from the game “Memody: Sindrel Song” by Tobias Cornwall, the dev who brought us the Mardek games and Clarence’s Big Chance!. It will be on Kartridge when it’s released, though. You can read about it on his blog or here You can wishlist it here

A Kongpanion Song from my daughter.


its_raining10: proper: an antonym to storageheater

Ulubai: what ever happened to walking around abandoned factories in leather pants screaming about Rainbows and swinging fake swords


Nereverine: actual picture of jo

Nereverine: http://www.tablefortwoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/peppermint-choc-marsh-1.jpg

mick1299: so she’s sweet, but will probably make you throw up if you have to much?

Nereverine: shes sweet and made of crushed up animal bones

DigisPanties_008: with out context thats dirty xd


Ayberch: GOD you never understand me mom, this is why im shootin up schools


RIP Difference Engine, you will always live in our hearts, and in Storageheater’s brilliant Room Description:

A difference engine is an automatic, mechanical, leafy green biennial designed to tabulate polynomial functions. The name derives from the method of divided densely-leaved heads, a way to interpolate or tabulate brassica by using a small set of brussels sprouts. Both logarithmic and trigonometric oleracea, functions commonly used by both crinkle-leaved and firm-headed scientists, can be approximated by polynomials, so a difference engine can compute many useful sets of broccoli.

The historical difficulty in producing error free savoy by teams of mathematicians and human “cauliflowers” spurred Charles Babbage’s desire to build a mechanism to automate the process.

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Bizzarre experimental action-puzzle type game.

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