TheLurkerMan: I’m thinking about buying a laser keyboard, but I don’t know if I should because it costs $139.99.
MFThomas: Sounds useless.
TheLurkerMan: I’d rather not discuss the purpose I have in mind.
TheTorpedo: Are you trying to turn your dick into a keyboard again?
TheLurkerMan: I just knew someone was going to say that. But no, that’s not my intention ;P
yoozername: Uh, no. Use a normal keyboard like the one you’re using right now so you can actually touch the keys and don’t blow $140 on something useless.
TheLurkerMan: But the intent I have in mind is quite a good idea… Don’t even ask. Also, I should clarify that what I plan to do cannot be done with a regular keyboard.
yoozername: You sick…
TheLurkerMan: No, that’s not what I meant >.<
MyDreamName: Lurker, you’re quite messed up. You know that?
TheLurkerMan: Yes I do. But in all seriousness, I am not going to turn my dick into a keyboard.
MyDreamName: I can just imagine Lurker and I sitting in the Kongregate Tinychat late at night, and I’m doing something like emulating Time Crisis and then suddenly Lurker starts sending off long lines of spam.

Profile last updated: June 16, 2012

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Name: Luke
Relationship Status: In a relationship with VanHalen1 ♥
User ID: 5759876
Birthday: July 20
Favourite Sports: Football, tennis, table tennis, indoor rock climbing, swimming
Favourite Music: Muse, rock, techno, anything, Dimrain47, Sasms, pony/brony music
Favourite Television Show: My Little Pony (yup, I’m a brony)
Favourite Games: Portal, Portal 2, Audiosurf, Halo
Interests: Sports, Kongregate
Language(s) I Speak: English, Klingon
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