Because none of you actually care about me, let's get straight to the point: Quotes
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sncorrea: That nice 110 pound thick woman is a GORGEOUS male named Bubba, he likes you for you! What's wrong with that?
sncorrea: So he only put how much his legs weight. So?
sncorrea: Maybe he's shy.
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MariusNoquar: i was in jail once and some guy wanted me to be his bitch... i turned down his generous offer of tiny bags of chips and candy bars in exchange for me doing sexual favors and his laundry
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Geinen: You look unhappy.
Geinen: I understand.
Geinen: Would you like me to give it to you? :O
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sncorrea: I wasn't paying attention since you broke my heart. Why do you like the raccoon more than me?
Ovall: my dick!
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sncorrea: The idea of rubbing money all over myself....
BlueFox: and all the germs
abocreature: Doesn't it just turn you on?
sncorrea: Yeah
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sncorrea: XD "all the germs on that money....doesn't it just turn you on?" "Yeah"
abocreature: ...Sam, where is that from?
abocreature: I swear I heard that before.
sncorrea: your profile XD
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iammagical: Yes, 101.
sncorrea: -.-
iammagical: Gay sex doesn't make you gay.
sncorrea: SO you're just a whore?
Me101: EXACTLY
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iammagical: Why else would he **** a guy?
sncorrea: he's gay.
batillion223: that could be exploitable xD
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agneumeyer: I voted on something and it went up .001 percent, I feel so... significant.
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BlueFox: LadyFang: Your moderating style is so... yummy, I just want to eat you all up! MEOW!
sncorrea: Bloof!
sncorrea: -pouts- I was the only one you were supposed to eat up. v.v
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BlueFox: You looked bored.
sncorrea: I was busy!
BlueFox: You wouldn't even look at me during.
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sncorrea: Purple's gonna be pisssssed at youuuu.
BlueFox: Oh well.
BlueFox: I already know he wears a dark bra.
sncorrea: But he wears the blue panties to make everything pop.
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iammagical: My balls are moist.
spartan5536: :)
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sncorrea: It's Ovalls baby!
ChildServices: WHY DO YOU DENY THIS CHILD?!
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sncorrea: Me and Ovall? No.
Ovall: hit it and quit it brah
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OvallBaby: Mom's just on her period.
OvallBaby: I MEAN
sncorrea: Your mom will shove you in an oven if you don't hush.
ChildServices: Validated.
Rpoman2009: she admits it!
sncorrea: Ovall.
sncorrea: Is there something you want to tell me?
Ovall: roofies are amazing.
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sncorrea: I don't want it, it's not mine.
ChildServices: oh, ho?
ChildServices: JAIL
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sncorrea: Ovall, did you slip me a roofie? Really?
Ovall: several
Ovall: for a period of about 9 1/2 months
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ATKBadger: Sam I think the better thing to do right now is to get you to a hospital
Ovall: STD test?
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sncorrea: I would of remembered doing Ovall, maybe...unless he sucked...and wasn't memorable, n which, i'm double screwed cause I had unmemorable sex and a baby.
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sncorrea: I want child support ovall.
Ovall: hit it and QUIT it
sncorrea: YOUR BABY.
sncorrea: MY MONEY.
Ovall: not hit it and pay that support
sncorrea: GIVE ME.
ATKBadger: where is childservices when we need them?
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ChildServices: you banged a bitch. you should probably pay up
sncorrea: give me my money or take the baby back.
sncorrea: 700 a month.
sncorrea: until he's 13. in which it raises to 1000 a month until he's 18.
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OvallBaby: (roofies again)
Ovall: he really is my child!
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sncorrea: So sorry hats, you can't adopt him yet.
ChildServices: ADOPTED
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sncorrea: -steals ovallbaby-
sncorrea: I want ovallmoney for this ovallbaby
Initforthehats: D8 MAH BABAY!
Initforthehats: SOMEBODY TOOK MAH BABAY
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sncorrea: I demand a monthly payment of 1 hat a month for visiting service for hats and child support of 700 dolalrs till he's 13 and 1000 till he's 18 after 13 for Ovall.
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sncorrea: -snuggles ovallbaby-
ChildServices: PEDOPHILIA. JAIL.
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abocreature: GS was innocent!
sncorrea: GS was never innocent.
sncorrea: he can't even spell innocent.
gunslinger19: incest
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