╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗ ░▀█▀░▄██▄██▄░█▀▀▄░▀█▀░█▀▀░█▀▀▄░█▀▀░█▀▀▄░ ░░█░░▀█████▀░█▀▀▄░░█░░█▀▀░█▀▀▄░█▀▀░█▀▀█░ ░▄█▄░░░▀█▀░░░█▄▄▀░▄█▄░█▄▄░█▄▄▀░█▄▄░█░░█ Hitler and Pol Pot, unquestionably two of history’s biggest bastards. I put it to you if you’re not even a little bit offended you haven’t really understood that. Experts are predicting a global shortage of puppies this Christmas once the catering requirements for Kim Jong-il’s funeral have been confirmed. I’m a comfort eater with too many cats, also known as ‘happily single.’ Recently I bought a home pregnancy test, turns out that my house is pregnant. I’m delighted, I’m having a shed. If you’ve never seen a Punch and Judy show, I don’t want to spoil it for you, but the man behind the curtain is a paedophile. If you had to choose between saving your own life and saving a loved one, most people agree… That it’d be a terrific game show. As a child, wetting the bed is the most embarrassing, as an adult, wetting a child’s bed is mortifying. We didn’t have paedophiles when I was a kid, we had to buy our own sweets. What sort of person would go out for the evening leaving a young girl at home alone? and whereabouts would they live? Kim Jong-un has been announced as his father’s first successor, to be followed by his brother, Kim Jong-deux, who will be followed by Kim Jong-trois, and so on… If a man says he enjoys long walks in the countryside, it might mean he’s a romantic soul, it’s more likely he’s saying “they’ll never find your body.” Me and my two mates had a crazy idea of doing something that was related to our surnames, so the next day we went for it. Well that was a miscalculation. I smoke far too many cigarettes these days and it’s affecting the kids’ health, so I’m giving them up. Anyone recommend a decent adoption agency? Say what you like about the Make-a-Wish foundation, they can work to a deadline. A lot of people believe paedophiles shouldn’t be allowed to live anywhere near schools, but it does reduce their carbon footprint. I went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish wanker said, “The ’70s called… They want their shirt back!” I said, “The ‘40s called… Your shower’s ready.” I disregard the truth and acquire bitches on a daily basis before dying from mutant chlamydia and respawning in your mother’s panty draw. To be honest, I’m just glad I could get this username before it was taken. Get off my profile you smelly chucklefuck. Activity FeedControversial has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? |