STOP Freecloud! They won’t think to cut me down. That’s a line from my Favorite David Bowie song, The Wild Eyed Boy form Freecloud. It’s on the Space Oddity album. Check it out! My real name is John Conyard. I got the name RudolphYaber from a character in a very funny movie named The Lost Skeleton of Cadavera. It’s a HILARIOUS parody of ’50’s era SciFi movies. Check it out after listening to David Bowie. The people in my guild call me Rudy or Rudolph, which is more than OK. The name John is kinda boring, and Conyard is almost invariably mispronounced CONRAD. I hate that, it’s so lazy. I’m 57, gay (not proud of it, but not ashamed either. I just am), live alone hermit style in Greece, NY, on disability and my best friend is my cat, even though he only likes me and sticks around because I feed him. My cat’s name is Choda Boy, named after a character in the Trey Parker and Matt Stone movie Orgazmo, another hilarious movie you have to see. (It’s about a Mormon who becomes an international porn star so he can make money to marry his childhood sweetheart. Fantastic!) Well that’s about it. You must be as bored as I am if you actually go around reading player bios. LOL. Activity FeedDickyard has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? |