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Latest Activity: Played Creeper World 3: Abraxis (Apr 26, 2017 12:18am)

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Hey, so I was born and raised in my house, and by two bowls of chicken noodle soup. Last year, my souparents died in a horrible accident. I was just tossing them around when all of the sudden they flipped out of my hands and shattered on the floor! I… sob looked at my parents broken in glassy, soup covered pieces all over my kitchen. Since then, I’ve been hitchhiking. And eating Campebell’s chicken noodle soup. Wait does that make me some sort of a cannibal?

The moral of this story, kids, is NEVER juggle both of your parents at the same time. But one is fine.

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