I am usually found in the River. I like heavy metal (Bullet For My Valentine), power metal (DragonForce), punk rock (Green Day), and alternative rock (My Chemical Romance and Galt Aureus), I hate country music, and uh… that’s pretty much it… Also, I usually leave for periods of 10 to 45 minutes at a time when I am on, and occasionally forget to put my status as AFK, so don’t be surprised if I’m not responding to your chat posts. Oh, and I’m also a humanoid fire demon from a hellish dimension called the Underrealm, and I can wield both dark and elemental fire magic, using it to do everything from shapeshift (into a human, a fiery wolf, a vapor cloud, pure flames, and my devestator form, an enormous demonic mass of obsidian, glowing orange crystals, magma, and dark magic) to casting powerful pyromantic and necromantic spells, as well as my own brand of hellish magic, the Chains of Retribution. I also consume souls to sustain myself. My advice, erm… try to make your soul look as unappetizing as possible, and don’t piss me off… or I will find you.
Significant People: Secret_Wind: aka Christy, aka Crystal_Angel, aka EmoChick18, aka MrsLucifer, aka MrsLucifer1, aka EvilLuv, aka babylove454… She is my best friend on Kong, and she has like a million alts. She’s also my girlfriend. That’s all you need to know. SexyBeast34: aka Tiffany, aka Tiffy, aka Tiff… She has a box. I like that box. It reminds me of another box I knew once… a long time ago… Oh, and she’s a good friend and all that. VampressLizzie: aka Lizzie… Ah, what can I say about Miss Lizzie? Other than she’s a sexy vampire princess who for some reason doesn’t drink blood as much as other vampires I know. Then again I don’t know that many vampires. Also, she’s apparently my mom, which I didn’t know for the longest time, but it explains why I’ve always liked the taste of my own blood, I guess. Her Tinychat room: http://tinychat.com/vampresslizzie EmosBleed: aka Emos… She likes that my blood is glowing orange, and I find that sexy. Is that so wrong? Goodgirlsgonebad: aka Lizzy… A mutual friend of Lizzie and I. ShadowBlitz237: aka Blitzy, aka Blitz, aka ShadowGuardian96… Blitzy is one of the first friends I made on Kong. Love ya, Blitzy!! ;D XxhazzelnuttaxX: aka Hazzy, aka Hazz, aka Hazzel… She’s a pretty Viking girl who is funny enough sober, but even funnier when drunk. (See Quotes below) One time, while drunk, she asked me to make love to her. Unfortunately, she will have forgotten this by the time she is sober again. She also believes that this description of her is too short. Whatever. Her Tinychat room: http://tinychat.com/hazzelnutta arisa1: aka Cloud, aka Risa, aka Arisa… She’s my sister (on Kong, not irl). She is also the direct spawn of a demon (actually two demons, who we call Mom and Dad), and therefore, a demon herself (I actually kinda feel that telling you that was redundant, since I’m a demon and she’s my sister (Logical, ain’t it?)), and therefore, a friend and co-worker of mine. Ok, maybe not co-worker, but friend… Which actually has nothing to do with her being a demon, so (most of) this was all irrelevant. Oh well! bluemenace: aka Chris, aka Blue, aka Chris the Creeper… He’s creepy. He’s also my girlfriend’s pet bunny named Fluffy. meancat98: aka mistress_lacey, aka Meancat, aka Mean… The sister I never knew I had until recently. Other than that, not much I know about her. punkbaB: aka Punk, aka Butthead… My alleged son. I’d like to know which chick I knocked up to conceive this freak of nature. grimatheart: aka Grim… Just wanted to be on someone’s profile. There ya go, bud.
There are other friends but, um, I don’t really have much to say about them. If you feel like I left you out, I’m sorry.
This from misswanting:
╔══╦═╦══╦══╦╗
║║║║═╬╗╔╣══║║
║║║║═╣║║║╔╗║╚╗
╚╩╩╩═╝╚╝╚╝╚╩═╝
And this from me trying to be original:
\m/ d-_-b \m/
And this from… not me! Damn it! Whatever, My Chemical Romance:
Well I was there on the day
They sold the cause for the queen,
And when the lights all went out
We watched our lives on the screen.
I hate the ending myself,
But it started with an alright scene.
It was the roar of the crowd
That gave me heartache to sing.
It was a lie when they smiled
And said, “you won’t feel a thing”
And as we ran from the cops
We laughed so hard it would sting
Yeah yeah, oh
If I’m so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
How can you listen all night long? (night long, night long)
Now will it matter after I’m gone?
Because you never learn a goddamned thing.
You’re just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I’m wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya
I spent my high school career
Spit on and shoved to agree
So I could watch all my heroes
Sell a car on tv
Bring out the old guillotine
We’ll show ‘em what we all mean.
Yeah yeah, oh
If I’m so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
How can you listen all night long? (night long, night long)
Now will it matter long after I’m gone?
Because you never learn a goddamned thing.
You’re just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I’m wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya
So go, go away, just go, run away.
But where did you run to? And where did you hide?
Go find another way, price you pay
Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah
You’re just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I’m wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya, come on
You’re just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I’m wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya
At all, at all, at all, at all
This space for quotes: -SPACE-
Hazzy’s Drunken Alphabet
IamDante: hey hazzel can you say the alphabet or are you still too drunk?
XxhazzelnuttaxX: a
XxhazzelnuttaxX: b
XxhazzelnuttaxX: s
XxhazzelnuttaxX: c
XxhazzelnuttaxX: d
XxhazzelnuttaxX: e
XxhazzelnuttaxX: g
XxhazzelnuttaxX: f
XxhazzelnuttaxX: h
XxhazzelnuttaxX: r
XxhazzelnuttaxX: j
XxhazzelnuttaxX: k
XxhazzelnuttaxX: l
XxhazzelnuttaxX: m?
IamDante: close enough
CAPSLOCK
Aliveandying: Back, again
IamDante: wb alive
ShadowBlitz237: WB AGAIN
ShadowBlitz237: CAPSLOCK
IamDante: FTW
XxhazzelnuttaxX: WB ****ING AGAINANDSTOPLEAVINGDAMN IT
XxhazzelnuttaxX: brb
IamDante: OK
Aliveandying: ALLCAPSFORCRUISECONTROL
ShadowBlitz237: HAZZ BE RAGGIN
IamDante: ****ING CAPS
IamDante: RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
Aliveandying: CAPSLOCKFTW
ShadowBlitz237: CAPS BE SOMETIGHTSHIT
Aliveandying: WOO
ShadowBlitz237: **** YEAH
IamDante: ^ CAPS IS DA SHIT
ShadowBlitz237: CAPS!!!
XxhazzelnuttaxX: THEPERSONWHOSTOPSTHECAPS
Aliveandying: CAP
XxhazzelnuttaxX: IS CURSED
XxhazzelnuttaxX: FOREVER
ATKBadger: im so angry im holding shift with caps lock!
XxhazzelnuttaxX: ANDWILLDIEYOUNG
IamDante: CAPCAPCAPPITYCAPCAPSLOCK **** YEAH!
ShadowBlitz237: LOL
XxhazzelnuttaxX: badger
XxhazzelnuttaxX: D:
ShadowBlitz237: HE IS NOWCURSED
XxhazzelnuttaxX: You’ll die young
Aliveandying: Okay, im done
Aliveandying: Oh, god
IamDante: OHNOESHAZZYSTOPPEDTOO!
Aliveandying: mwahahahaha
XxhazzelnuttaxX: Yh after badger jinxed it
ShadowBlitz237: I NEVERGOOONNASTOP
IamDante: ^
ShadowBlitz237: WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!
IamDante: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
ShadowBlitz237: STRIPS
Aliveandying: IS STOPPING
ATKBadger: ah god damn it my eyes!
IamDante: *****S*
Aliveandying: I HAVESTOPPED
ShadowBlitz237: *****S BACK*
IamDante: XD
Aliveandying: gets popcorn
ShadowBlitz237: SHAGSHAZZ
XxhazzelnuttaxX: screams with pleasure
Aliveandying: noms popcorn
ShadowBlitz237: SAY MY NAMESAY MY NAME
ATKBadger: catatonic
Aliveandying: Blitz
XxhazzelnuttaxX: Eurm…
XxhazzelnuttaxX: Ana?
XxhazzelnuttaxX: xD
ShadowBlitz237: LOL
Aliveandying: STEVE
ShadowBlitz237: MY PHONE’S NAME IS STEVE
Aliveandying: Otay
XxhazzelnuttaxX: OHHHSTEVE
XxhazzelnuttaxX: STEVE
XxhazzelnuttaxX: YOU’RE A PRO
ATKBadger: Gentlemen! Behold…Corn…!
XxhazzelnuttaxX: A ****ING PRO
ShadowBlitz237: SAY HI TO STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Aliveandying: Bob?
redcross: grabs blitz an hugs her tight
XxhazzelnuttaxX: GET IT IN
alexa078: bye gtg!!
XxhazzelnuttaxX: RIGHTTTHETRE
XxhazzelnuttaxX: RIGHTTHEREBABY
XxhazzelnuttaxX: THATS IT
Aliveandying: KBAI
ShadowBlitz237: CUMS
XxhazzelnuttaxX: YEAAAAAH
ATKBadger: waves
Aliveandying: XD
XxhazzelnuttaxX: WOOOO
Aliveandying: ‘cums’ ‘YEAAAAH’
kyletuner: lol
XxhazzelnuttaxX: xD
Aliveandying: Epic Ninja
ATKBadger: dammit…nbow everyones pregnant…
XxhazzelnuttaxX: _
Aliveandying: Im not
Aliveandying: Cuz im a guy
ShadowBlitz237: SWITCHESHAZZOUTFORCROSS/
XxhazzelnuttaxX: Cross?
XxhazzelnuttaxX: O.o
XxhazzelnuttaxX: huh?
redcross: WOOTWOOT!
I am usually found in the River. I like heavy metal (Bullet For My Valentine), power metal (DragonForce), punk rock (Green Day), and alternative rock (My Chemical Romance and Galt Aureus), I hate country music, and uh… that’s pretty much it… Also, I usually leave for periods of 10 to 45 minutes at a time when I am on, and occasionally forget to put my status as AFK, so don’t be surprised if I’m not responding to your chat posts. Oh, and I’m also a humanoid fire demon from a hellish dimension called the Underrealm, and I can wield both dark and elemental fire magic, using it to do everything from shapeshift (into a human, a fiery wolf, a vapor cloud, pure flames, and my devestator form, an enormous demonic mass of obsidian, glowing orange crystals, magma, and dark magic) to casting powerful pyromantic and necromantic spells, as well as my own brand of hellish magic, the Chains of Retribution. I also consume souls to sustain myself. My advice, erm… try to make your soul look as unappetizing as possible, and don’t piss me off… or I will find you.
Significant People: Secret_Wind: aka Christy, aka Crystal_Angel, aka EmoChick18, aka MrsLucifer, aka MrsLucifer1, aka EvilLuv, aka babylove454… She is my best friend on Kong, and she has like a million alts. She’s also my girlfriend. That’s all you need to know. SexyBeast34: aka Tiffany, aka Tiffy, aka Tiff… She has a box. I like that box. It reminds me of another box I knew once… a long time ago… Oh, and she’s a good friend and all that. VampressLizzie: aka Lizzie… Ah, what can I say about Miss Lizzie? Other than she’s a sexy vampire princess who for some reason doesn’t drink blood as much as other vampires I know. Then again I don’t know that many vampires. Also, she’s apparently my mom, which I didn’t know for the longest time, but it explains why I’ve always liked the taste of my own blood, I guess. Her Tinychat room: http://tinychat.com/vampresslizzie EmosBleed: aka Emos… She likes that my blood is glowing orange, and I find that sexy. Is that so wrong? Goodgirlsgonebad: aka Lizzy… A mutual friend of Lizzie and I. ShadowBlitz237: aka Blitzy, aka Blitz, aka ShadowGuardian96… Blitzy is one of the first friends I made on Kong. Love ya, Blitzy!! ;D XxhazzelnuttaxX: aka Hazzy, aka Hazz, aka Hazzel… She’s a pretty Viking girl who is funny enough sober, but even funnier when drunk. (See Quotes below) One time, while drunk, she asked me to make love to her. Unfortunately, she will have forgotten this by the time she is sober again. She also believes that this description of her is too short. Whatever. Her Tinychat room: http://tinychat.com/hazzelnutta arisa1: aka Cloud, aka Risa, aka Arisa… She’s my sister (on Kong, not irl). She is also the direct spawn of a demon (actually two demons, who we call Mom and Dad), and therefore, a demon herself (I actually kinda feel that telling you that was redundant, since I’m a demon and she’s my sister (Logical, ain’t it?)), and therefore, a friend and co-worker of mine. Ok, maybe not co-worker, but friend… Which actually has nothing to do with her being a demon, so (most of) this was all irrelevant. Oh well! bluemenace: aka Chris, aka Blue, aka Chris the Creeper… He’s creepy. He’s also my girlfriend’s pet bunny named Fluffy. meancat98: aka mistress_lacey, aka Meancat, aka Mean… The sister I never knew I had until recently. Other than that, not much I know about her. punkbaB: aka Punk, aka Butthead… My alleged son. I’d like to know which chick I knocked up to conceive this freak of nature. grimatheart: aka Grim… Just wanted to be on someone’s profile. There ya go, bud.
There are other friends but, um, I don’t really have much to say about them. If you feel like I left you out, I’m sorry.
This from misswanting:
╔══╦═╦══╦══╦╗
║║║║═╬╗╔╣══║║
║║║║═╣║║║╔╗║╚╗
╚╩╩╩═╝╚╝╚╝╚╩═╝
And this from me trying to be original:
\m/ d-_-b \m/
And this from… not me! Damn it! Whatever, My Chemical Romance:
Well I was there on the day
They sold the cause for the queen,
And when the lights all went out
We watched our lives on the screen.
I hate the ending myself,
But it started with an alright scene.
It was the roar of the crowd
That gave me heartache to sing.
It was a lie when they smiled
And said, “you won’t feel a thing”
And as we ran from the cops
We laughed so hard it would sting
Yeah yeah, oh
If I’m so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
How can you listen all night long? (night long, night long)
Now will it matter after I’m gone?
Because you never learn a goddamned thing.
You’re just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I’m wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya
I spent my high school career
Spit on and shoved to agree
So I could watch all my heroes
Sell a car on tv
Bring out the old guillotine
We’ll show ‘em what we all mean.
Yeah yeah, oh
If I’m so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
How can you listen all night long? (night long, night long)
Now will it matter long after I’m gone?
Because you never learn a goddamned thing.
You’re just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I’m wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya
So go, go away, just go, run away.
But where did you run to? And where did you hide?
Go find another way, price you pay
Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah
You’re just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I’m wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya, come on
You’re just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I’m wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya
At all, at all, at all, at all
This space for quotes: -SPACE-
Hazzy’s Drunken Alphabet
IamDante: hey hazzel can you say the alphabet or are you still too drunk?
XxhazzelnuttaxX: a
XxhazzelnuttaxX: b
XxhazzelnuttaxX: s
XxhazzelnuttaxX: c
XxhazzelnuttaxX: d
XxhazzelnuttaxX: e
XxhazzelnuttaxX: g
XxhazzelnuttaxX: f
XxhazzelnuttaxX: h
XxhazzelnuttaxX: r
XxhazzelnuttaxX: j
XxhazzelnuttaxX: k
XxhazzelnuttaxX: l
XxhazzelnuttaxX: m?
IamDante: close enough
CAPSLOCK
Aliveandying: Back, again
IamDante: wb alive
ShadowBlitz237: WB AGAIN
ShadowBlitz237: CAPSLOCK
IamDante: FTW
XxhazzelnuttaxX: WB ****ING AGAINANDSTOPLEAVINGDAMN IT
XxhazzelnuttaxX: brb
IamDante: OK
Aliveandying: ALLCAPSFORCRUISECONTROL
ShadowBlitz237: HAZZ BE RAGGIN
IamDante: ****ING CAPS
IamDante: RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
Aliveandying: CAPSLOCKFTW
ShadowBlitz237: CAPS BE SOMETIGHTSHIT
Aliveandying: WOO
ShadowBlitz237: **** YEAH
IamDante: ^ CAPS IS DA SHIT
ShadowBlitz237: CAPS!!!
XxhazzelnuttaxX: THEPERSONWHOSTOPSTHECAPS
Aliveandying: CAP
XxhazzelnuttaxX: IS CURSED
XxhazzelnuttaxX: FOREVER
ATKBadger: im so angry im holding shift with caps lock!
XxhazzelnuttaxX: ANDWILLDIEYOUNG
IamDante: CAPCAPCAPPITYCAPCAPSLOCK **** YEAH!
ShadowBlitz237: LOL
XxhazzelnuttaxX: badger
XxhazzelnuttaxX: D:
ShadowBlitz237: HE IS NOWCURSED
XxhazzelnuttaxX: You’ll die young
Aliveandying: Okay, im done
Aliveandying: Oh, god
IamDante: OHNOESHAZZYSTOPPEDTOO!
Aliveandying: mwahahahaha
XxhazzelnuttaxX: Yh after badger jinxed it
ShadowBlitz237: I NEVERGOOONNASTOP
IamDante: ^
ShadowBlitz237: WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!
IamDante: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
ShadowBlitz237: STRIPS
Aliveandying: IS STOPPING
ATKBadger: ah god damn it my eyes!
IamDante: *****S*
Aliveandying: I HAVESTOPPED
ShadowBlitz237: *****S BACK*
IamDante: XD
Aliveandying: gets popcorn
ShadowBlitz237: SHAGSHAZZ
XxhazzelnuttaxX: screams with pleasure
Aliveandying: noms popcorn
ShadowBlitz237: SAY MY NAMESAY MY NAME
ATKBadger: catatonic
Aliveandying: Blitz
XxhazzelnuttaxX: Eurm…
XxhazzelnuttaxX: Ana?
XxhazzelnuttaxX: xD
ShadowBlitz237: LOL
Aliveandying: STEVE
ShadowBlitz237: MY PHONE’S NAME IS STEVE
Aliveandying: Otay
XxhazzelnuttaxX: OHHHSTEVE
XxhazzelnuttaxX: STEVE
XxhazzelnuttaxX: YOU’RE A PRO
ATKBadger: Gentlemen! Behold…Corn…!
XxhazzelnuttaxX: A ****ING PRO
ShadowBlitz237: SAY HI TO STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Aliveandying: Bob?
redcross: grabs blitz an hugs her tight
XxhazzelnuttaxX: GET IT IN
alexa078: bye gtg!!
XxhazzelnuttaxX: RIGHTTTHETRE
XxhazzelnuttaxX: RIGHTTHEREBABY
XxhazzelnuttaxX: THATS IT
Aliveandying: KBAI
ShadowBlitz237: CUMS
XxhazzelnuttaxX: YEAAAAAH
ATKBadger: waves
Aliveandying: XD
XxhazzelnuttaxX: WOOOO
Aliveandying: ‘cums’ ‘YEAAAAH’
kyletuner: lol
XxhazzelnuttaxX: xD
Aliveandying: Epic Ninja
ATKBadger: dammit…nbow everyones pregnant…
XxhazzelnuttaxX: _
Aliveandying: Im not
Aliveandying: Cuz im a guy
ShadowBlitz237: SWITCHESHAZZOUTFORCROSS/
XxhazzelnuttaxX: Cross?
XxhazzelnuttaxX: O.o
XxhazzelnuttaxX: huh?
redcross: WOOTWOOT!
 "IamDante")