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When the big top closes down
The fun begins for this clown!

I wash the painted smile off of my lips
I’m off on my hunting trip
To the part of town…
Where the boys hang around!

I slow down to cruising speed
A lad like you’s just what I need…
A prime cut of underage meat!

Hey can I give you a ride?
Come on just swallow your pride!
I’m a big man in this town!
And although I wear a frown…

We’ll have a good time!
We’ll have a good time!
We’ll have a good time!
You and me…

I’ve got an invitation
For all you young fellas!
A darkened grave for you
In my suburban cellars!

There’s a three ring psychosis
Whirling in my head!
I’d really get a thrill
Out of seeing you dead!

Don’t misunderstand me…
I’m a happily married man!
But… boys will be boys!
And there’s a fire in my glands!

My wife just doesn’t understand…
These peculiar needs of mine…
I need someone just like you…
To scratch this itch that’s in… my… mind!

A clown after midnight… just isn’t funny!
So get down on your knees! Sonny…

A clown after midnight… Just is not funny!
So get down on your knees… SONNY!!!!

My name is Pogo the Clown!
I’m a big man in this town!
And although I wear a frown…

We’ll have a god time!
We’ll have a good time!
We’ll have a good time!
You and me…

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What follows is a really old message to Cockgregate from me that I care not to delete. It concerns a major change on the site’s layout that happened many years ago.
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Kongregate sucks.

At first I used to like it as a social gaming site. I was finding kong’s former user’s profile appearance good. Profiles were simple and pretty. All users’ badges, awards, favorite games etc were organized and shown beautifully in a profile.

But now? Kongregate pathetically tries to become a second facebook. Profiles have this idiotic “Activity Feed” that is filling up with crap, informing about every single thing the user does (friends they add, badges they earn, games they like). And below each of them there is the “Like” button. Like anyone cares that I got a medium badge in Learn To Fly, or that i added Don’t Shit Your Pants in my favorites.

Do you really think that users’ primary object in kong is to socialize? Or do you believe that with your changes you can become Facebook? No one even notices the “Like” buttons you made under each crap on “Activity Feed”. And why should they do?

Nothing in our profiles reminds that this is a gaming site anymore. I was about to keep my profile private, so that I hide this garbage from the Eyes of the World. But now I just want to have this message seen.

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I used to be an evil, sociopathic person; I’m currently in the grey zone of morality —not evil, but not good either (as of 7/2017).

I’m actually born on 1994.

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