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I’m a writer, husband, and father. I enjoy reading and video games, and walking at night. I usually go by the name Uncle Jellyfish, or just Jelly for short, I just happened to make this account long before I started using the name. I make a hobby out of trolling failtrolls, so if you’ve been trolled by me, or are currently getting trolled by me while you’re checking out my profile to dig up some dirt or whatever, perhaps you should just stop sucking, m’kay?

My wife and I met on Maple Story (Bellocan server, we still play occasionally). At the time, she was still married to her ex-husband, but we became good friends. After the divorce, I took a chance and asked her out. At the time, I didn’t know that she was sixteen years older than me, but after finding out, it didn’t make much of a difference. We dated online for about three years before I finally went to visit her (I lived in Washington state at the time, and she in California). After meeting her twice and having her fly up to meet my family once, we moved in together. A year later, we were married, and not six months after that, our son was born. There are currently four kids in the house now; three from her previous marriage, and our son, and we couldn’t be happier. ^_^♥

Check it out, please. It’s amazing. I don’t care if you have misguided preconceptions about it and claim to know what it is and that you won’t like it. Trust me, it’s life changing. Download it, read it, learn from it, enjoy it, cry, recover, and repeat.

Found an interesting Art Book for Katawa-Shoujo. Be sure to check it out!

I read Shoujo-ai manga. I love them. I also lack people to talk to that also read them and love them. If you read and love shoujo-ai manga, send me a shout. Please. Pretty please? I beg you….

Cylomar: I’m an insomniac. I’m also slightly dyslexic. Also, I like to pretend I’m an agnostic. That way I can tell people I lie awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.

It takes Faith to live with God; it takes Strength to live without.

You only fail at something if you didn’t learn anything from it.

“There is no therapy like internet stranger-friends.” ~Silbert Einstske

“She’s gleaming so much that I can barely look at her! But if I don’t look, it’ll be wasted… so I’ll just have to go blind!” ~Teddy

“A smile and a clear mind is a dangerous weapon against mankind.”

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