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Latest Activity: Played Idle Bouncer (Oct 5, 2017 11:08am)

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Adamalous: At this point, going on Kongregate is like putting your dick in a paper shredder. At first, you think it’s a bad idea, and you’re right! And then after, you leave scarred.

Dropbox referral link: http://db.tt/htAwFBeN
We both get extra space if you use it; useful if you use multiple computers.

\(╬ ಠ益ಠ)/ HURRRRRR – This was a test, this was only a test. Had this been a real \(╬ ಠ益ಠ)/ HURRRRRR, you would have known it. Thank you for participating in this test. You will not be compensated.
rockerchic: Your boner is like a candle light lighting the way to Gibson, Fluff

Glemo: you can go all night, you won’t know lol

MercuryDomini: If king wants to taste the forbidden juices, that’s his choice.

MercuryDomini: All I know if when it comes down to sexy time, if my wife isn’t hiding with a baseball bat, I’m not doing it right.

teichelman1: I’ve watched four or five people answer your question and every time, irregardless of what they tell you, you argue with them and question their logic. So, just do what you want, like every woman I’ve ever known. :P

Ysayell1: When I get all upscale and classy I’ll just charge by the night, but until then…

Ysayell1: Legendary sodomized me with such biblical ferocity that the gods shed a small tear at my demise.

MercuryDomini: I call my junk The Big Bang Theory. Most people believe it’s awesome, but it’s not really proven.

MercuryDomini: Because people float, and ducks float. People are ducks.

Bleob: Pegging for some, miniature American flags for others.

PreciousRoi: Pegging WITH miniature American Flags for everyone!

MercuryDomini: If I were going to be a minority, it wouldn’t be a filthy jew.

LesbianPedoFairy: People die when they are killed.

TenHundredFolly: It’s how I tell people: try to sound out what you’re typing. If you sound stupid, you probably should change it.

“Fluff is one of those things that reminds me every day that I am a living human being and I should love myself no matter what. I have it on my breakfast (eggs and fluff) lunch (grilled cheese and fluff) dinner (steak and fluff) and snacks (cheetos and fluff) and then I just eat it with a spoon and I look at myself, face covered in fluff, smile on my face, and I look at myself hard in the mirror, and I say “This is what I am. And this is beautiful. I am beautiful.”
Then I just eat a fucking jar of it, maybe two.
Thank you fluff.
Thank you for everything."

""Also, fluff got me laid. It constantly gets me laid. Fucking fluff, so fucking good, fuck."

Then again, I have a taste for 10-14 year olds getting ****ed by their dogs.

Azieru: I feel like if I had rockets for legs, I could chase down antelopes

Chuddos: In China we drop plates when babies are born, whatever sound it makes is the baby’s new name.

heycoolguy1: IM AINT NO FAGET.

DuckCactus: Don’t not be where you’re not supposed to be you fucking idiot.

IAmTheCandyman: Wait, if Jesus had amazing abs and we’re all made in God’s image, where are my amazing abs?

TenHundredFolly: Nothing like paper-dick in my face to brighten my evening.
Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard.
It seems to me most strange that men should fear;
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come.
Julius Caesar, Act II, Scene II

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