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leo828

Latest Activity: Played Cube Escape: Birthday (Feb 28, 2016 3:21pm)

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    Jun. 12, 2008

THE GAME

I live in SoCal, but I was born and bred in NY! I am an avid spammer, and a pure-bred UTOPIAN! =Þ

If you are reading this sentence, you now have HEADCANCERAIDS. You are now forced to put this in your profile.
DAMN! Why did I have to read R_i_d_d_l_e ’s profile!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Want to see what gets submitted to Kongregate via a game’s API? Simply add ?debug_level=3 after the url.

SHORT DESCRIPTION OF ME:
‡‡ To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!
‡‡ You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
‡‡ I’ll try being nicer… If you try being smarter.

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RULES OF THE INTERNET!
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. DO NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous
4. Anonymous is legion
5. Anonymous never forgives
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There are no real rules about posting
9. There are no real rules about moderation either – enjoy your ban
10. If you enjoy any rival sites – DON’T
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
13. Anything you say can and will be turned into something else – fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls – it means that they win
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
17. Every win fails eventually
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23. Copypasta ruins every last bit of originality that your repost had fix’d
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
27. Always question a person’s sexual preferences without any real reason
28. Always question a person’s gender – just in case it’s really a man
29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
30. There are no girls on the internet
31. TITS or GTFO – the choice is yours
32. You must have pictures to prove your statement
33. Lurk more – it’s never enough
34(a). There is porn of it, no exceptions
34(b). The only exception to rule 34 is the invoking of rule 34 on rule 34
35. If no porn is found at the moment, it is either being made by /b, or it will be made
36. There will always be more f***** up s*** than you just saw
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
38. No real limits of any kind apply here – not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
41. Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes
42. Nothing is Sacred
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is – the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46. There is always furry porn of it
47. The pool is always closed
48. Do Not turn your back on Anonymous. Do not Betray Anonymous. Anonymous does not forget and neither should you. What Anonymous gives, Anonymous can take away. We control everything.
49. The cake is a lie

QUOTES!

“Patriot101: “Patriot 101: Only idiots quote themselves, dumbass!”"

“ETHANR26: Jesus was something great. When he turned three he mastered the pogo stick everyone knows how hard that damn thing is.”

“ETHANR26: The Civil war was between China and Pakistan.”

“ETHANR26: Nothing in life is easy, but programming is just a pain in the ass.”

“lentills: Die silly cleric by the hand of my hobbits!”

“DaGateKeeper: ??”

“Hadi: I keeled everione and the last guy kelld me while i keeld him too
DaGateKeeper: its killed
DaGateKeeper: not keeled
SirSpoogie: i think he’s saying
SirSpoogie: he’s sailing
SirSpoogie: and hitting them with the keel
DaGateKeeper: ROFL
LeapFrogNinja: Lol”

“leo828: *dadie0o is wearing a +9999³ dumbass ring
dadie0o: no, i disenchanted it for 5000 ass shards”

“UndeadRubber: I got them, blueberry poptart blue-huuuuees…
leo828: plays harmonica

“UndeadRubber: And the blonds come to give us laughs… laughs at their increasing capacity to not understand everything.”

“SirSpoogie: mean like mean joe”

“UndeadRubber: yeah you would never understand simple math like 2+2
jen1489: its 5 right?
jen1489: seriously!?.”

“AngelAndariel: omg it’s a leo get in the car !”

“jen1489: one time some guy asked me if i would sniff the bottom of a filled pool.
leo828: rofl
jen1489: but i said no.”

“SirSpoogie: i’ll friend you in the bum”

“a_sandwich: I WANA COOKIE
ETHANR26: I WANA BEAT YOU TO DEATH
a_sandwich: IM TELLEN MY DAD
leo828: holy shit thats hilarious
ETHANR26: quote me up
ETHANR26: cause i know thats what ur doin right now
leo828: me?
leo828: maybe”

“LiangPeiJie: a_sandwich> what is wrong with your mind!? Do you feel accepted by annoying people over the internet, or do you just have no life as you eat your ass off and wish for friends?”

“penguinwasher: Fuck
penguinwasher: *Oh Shit
SevereFlame: You win quote of the year.”

“ETHANR26: i dont die
ETHANR26: i just live a little less”

“ETHANR26: ‘In accordance with the Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act (www.coppa.org) and U.S. federal law, we do not allow any users under the age of 13 to hold accounts on this site.’
ETHANR26: best law ever”

“gamedeep: We’re sorry, but gamedeep cannot come to the computer right now, please hold”

“gamedeep: NOOOOOOOOOOOo-… beep please leave your message after the tone beep

“ZuesTheGnome: andy, the question is…are YOU horny?”

“munchmanrocks: friends r like potatoes if u eat them thay die”

“vanilla_bear: did u hear when nk launched missles into japan sea condom sales went up like 200%”

“digendog: ROFL OMG THATS THE BREST LVL IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!
leo828: hmmmm, I agree.”

“jujitsu: hey quote this jujitsu: this is how utopia fixes it self we out gay the gayers”

“Rumit1989: THIS IS… wait… THIS IS NOT SPARTA!!! WE’RE LOST!!!”

“freckletoe2: If your in the KKK it’s refered to as the Klan, you know that right?
freckletoe2: Not that I would know”

“Angela12345: ~Too often,we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember,when someone annoy you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown,BUT,it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother ****er upside in the head….pass it on.”

“Animeal: you think like adog
Kazecuden: Hump everything in sight?”

“cro18784: whoever said anything is possible, never tried to slam a revolving door”

“leo828: I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn’t say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to dec>
leo828: >decide. Then, at the very end, there’s a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid.
Animeal: moby aid
leo828: rofl
Animeal: kool dick…no that sounds bad
leo828: lmao”

“Animeal: tonio, do me a favour and go watch hentai
El_tonio: ok … i will”

“Animeal: leo, the only reason they would offer you modship, its so you stop nuking”

“Dionysus19: I’m a man trapped in my little sister’s body =D”

“skelly45670: Can we please stop talking about how well mac is a 17 yearold riding screaming girl?”

“heathy8it: tip before i leave- condoms only work 99% of the time
AndySk8s: yea healthy. your the 1% arnt you?”

“leo828: whats with all of the pregnancy related problems this week
ETHANR26: idk, but im pregnant too.
leo828: lol
ETHANR26: Awkward, eh?”

“ETHANR26: Its the bee’s knees
Animeal: bees dont have knees
leo828: im on mac
leo828: exactly
leo828: and woops
leo828: unfortunatly coincidental pairing of words”

“skelly45670: HARDER BETTER FASTER STRONGER = Vamp’s Relationship Office Commercial?”

“skelly45670: You needa qoute this whole conversation loe”

“leo828: USE UR ANGER
leo828: COME TO THE DARK SIDE
jram1991: lend me your mom
jram1991: and ill use my anger”

“ETHANR26: loe> go crawl in a cave and die
ETHANR26: actually, don’t. You make my game look amazing.”

“fdsasdf: i told you they arent accepteping user games anymore
tinyJman: whynot????
SirSpoogie: you need a D next to your name to upload games
tinyJman: WELL
tinyJman: HOW U GET DA D
SirSpoogie: do you have a sharpie near you?
tinyJman: yea
leo828: lol……………he doesnt get it
SirSpoogie: find your name at the top of the user list
SirSpoogie: and draw a D next to it
fdsasdf: then try to upload it
SirSpoogie: if it doesn’t work you can always use whiteout
tinyJman: SEREIOSLY
fdsasdf: did it work?’
tinyJm
an: w8 brb
SirSpoogie: sharpie is out of ink i guess
fdsasdf: wiat, dont you have to get some sort of rope to upload games?
SirSpoogie: oh damn i forgot aboutthe rope
SirSpoogie: DON”T USE THE SHARPIE!
leo828: lol
tinyJman: sigh
fdsasdf: make sure the window is open!
tinyJman: it is
tinyJman: this suks!"

“thechat: 79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly accepted to watch. 80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice.”

“AngelAndariel: coockies no ready. please try again later.
mac0angel: HAHAHAHA
mac0angel: he s
aid cockies…
leo828: lmao
leo828: coockies
Infinity_Of_K0ng: those sounds magically delicious”

“ETHANR26: I like my women like i like my orange juice…beat to a pulp!”

“SirSpoogie: i’m so jealous. i wish i had a period”

“vanilla_bear: if loe has 5 bucks and flanders have 5 bucks loe has more money”

“5734L7HV2: Troll has been defused. Counter-Trollerists win.”

“Addictivez: Nobody who likes club penguin is a friend of mine
leo828: Addictive
leo828: Stop
leo828: He was joking.
leo828: I hope.
CoolzInferno: Was I?
CoolzInferno: Perhaps I like penguins, perhaps I like clubs
CoolzInferno: Perhaps I like to club penguins
CoolzInferno: Hence: Club Penguin, what a game.”

“Comrade_Somnios: in Soviet Russia penguins club YOU!”

“vanilla_bear: if i was gay id chose loe hands down, if i was straight… i mean… i am straight… id do mac…”

“Hans_Blix: mods dont have blood! you FOOL!
sclyxe31: I make them have blood
unproductive: mods have coolant”

“Warcell: We were starting a combo!
Animeal: sorry
Animeal: but…
leo828: but…
Warcell: but…
leo828: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Animeal: i was gonna do that
Warcell: Leo, you dick
SirSpoogie: leotard
Animeal: leotard
leo828: am i allowed to break my own combo?”

“Animeal: why are chile, bolivia and paraguay part of argentina in this game?
leo828: great question lol
Animeal: there are 3 countries in south america
Liveye: Mexico, Texaco, and Spanglish
Animeal: those are in central america
Liveye: they added a new continent, great, stupid scientists”

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