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Once a successful bootlegger, Linzmerica was gunned down by federal agents one cold, muggy Louisiana night in the year of our Lord, 1926. After wasting several decades decomposing, the corpse that was once Linzmerica grew tired of watching the insects feast upon his tainted flesh and clawed his way through six feet of earth and soil only to molder away in front of a glowing box, dreaming big but living small.

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