mightymark5

When I have nothing else to do I go to kong mostly I stay in ‘The mall’. I’m 13, christian and, like strategy games.
Favorite bands are GreenDay, Blink182, and MUSE.
Alright my favorite people on kong are Ashleychampagne, sexiieeee and many others in cafe kong and Feed the Ducks.
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Under this line is a bunch of quotes and jokes.

Godsped: The RP rooms are Hell while Hell is being renovated

There are no females on the internet, only shops and lies
If there are any females according to internet rules all the guys are guys, all the girls are guys, all the kids are FBI agents, but since the invention of the internet stove there have been plenty of wimmenz.

Sweetywrapper: I slept with AlisonClaire that’s how we all become mods.

Whovian: stop ninja’ing me :(
theSeraph: I’m in your MIIIIIND!
Whovian: GTFO
Whovian: but leave the sandwich
theSeraph: scuffles dirty feet on the mat and slams the door
theSeraph: Fine!
Whovian: and while you’re on your way out, can you turn the tv on?

Government is a mass delusion. The only proof that it exists is that a number of people agree that it does, and are willing to perform acts they blame on it. The same is true of Santa Claus, except that I have never met the government.

As long as there are tests, homework, and messy lockers so we cant find the homework there shall be prayers in school

Dont Steal… The Government doesn’t like competition..

“Sir!We’re surrounded!”
“Good,we can attack in any direction.”

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Or steak sauce. I’m not all that picky.

Ostrich pecks have been shown to go through 17 inches of solid Steel or 6 inches of solid Titanium. In other words, we are all gonna die of ostrich related deaths.

So a Scotsman a Englishman and a Irishman
They each order a pint, and as they go to drink, each man finds a fly in the glass.
The Englishman calls the barman over and demands a new pint.
The Irishman shrugs and downs the whole thing.
The Scotsman picks up the fly by the wings, holds it over the glass and shouts, ’C’mon, ya wee bastard, spit it out!’.

The solution to most of America’s problems lies in killing all Republicans, immediately followed by all Democrats.

If I had $3.28….I’d have $3.28—my logic is so powerful, even leprechauns can’t comprehend it.

Sparta? I hear you ask. Oh no, my friend, I might reply. No, this is definitely madness.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
-Winston Churchill

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