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ApprenticeChief: I’m talking, super hot chick, responsible for a war that claims 70 million lives. Would you do her?
Badgy_McBadger: Hi, welcome to freudian analysis 101, what seems to be the penis?
CrymsonMyst: Accountant: What’s the difference between death and taxes? Congress doesn’t meet every year to make death worse. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
KoalaBars: All you need is to establish dominance with the right person and the rest will follow, highschoolers are just like dogs. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ rdement: New and Kitten are like, these cool celestial panther and tiger duo with godlike powers and the ability to recite lyrics from old stoner songs.
KoalaBars: I want a house so badly

KoalaBars: SO BADLY

KoalaBars: My women bones quiver with house lust ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬WolfJunior: Not sure if bath salts, or meth.

Sparky_Baker: give em a lick Sparky_Baker: if there’s a tingle, it’s meth. If you’re now a t-rex, it’s bath salts. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
KoalaBars: Well its just called ’Central Care Facility"

KoalaBars: Not so much a funeral home, we deliver to other funeral homes. Like casket pizza
PyroDragon: PLOT TWIST: It was the cat

New2U2: >.>

Oathness: it’s always the cat

New2U2: <

Origin: unless it’s the other cat
Duck468: You two are adorable. Stop drugging eachother and just go to bed!
“Oh, I’ve got something inside me,
To drive a princess blind.
There’s a wild man, wizard,
He’s hiding in me, illuminating my mind.
Oh, I’ve got something inside me,
Not what my life’s about,
Cause I’ve been letting my outside tide me,
Over ’till my time, runs out.”
Harry Chapin – ‘Taxi’
“Sometimes I get this crazy dream – that I just take off in my car –
but you can travel on 10,000 miles – and still stay where you are – "
Harry Chapin – ‘W.O.L.D.’
CD_Random: New and Kitten, sitting in a tree
CD_Random: Mainly because New is trying to get her down from there.
GeluPatchouli: You can find a tree to support the both of them?
Sinapi: Okay, bedtime. G’night.
Sinapi: Old growth redwoods maybe, if they distribute their weights just so and use their claws.
Oathness: night erin
CD_Random: if bears can climb trees, I think they can handle New and Kitten.
“How did I get so far gone – Where do I belong – And where in the world did I ever go wrong – If I took the time to replace -What my mind erased –
I still feel as if I’m here but I’m gone.” – Curtis Mayfield.

Nanosec80: i am the troll that lives under your bed

Kitten08: sorry, there’s a giant winged panther under my bed.. .. :p
“The Main Obstacle To A Stable And Just World Order Is The United States.” ~ George Soros.

New2U2: MuRr-sighs I wish I could make games. But, being feline, my laziness tends to trump most pursuits other than tail.

Xiagu: I thought chasing tail was a dog thing

New2U2: Dogs chase their Own tails.
alexvdl: New is a giant cat with wings. He’s like the wise old sphinx of Feed the Ducks.
I’m a Furry (or Furre, or Furrie) and I RolePlay.

  • SPECIAL NOTE ** It is worth saying here that I am always ‘In Character’ to some extent, and that I am very much a feline in my moods, thinking, reflexes and approach to situations. Please don’t expect my opinions and reactions to be entirely human.
    I have many forms which all have a common core. I am a ‘Mythical’ – a magical shapeshifter, and Immortal. My usual form is an overlarge jet black winged panther prone to sprawling on a sun warmed rock to half doze, watching goings on with wry feline detachment. (Non-Anthro)
    More detailed descriptions of my usual forms can be found below.
    ANTHRO FORM: An anthropomorphic (bipedal human-esque) version of the above. In this form, I wear a blood red loincloth with golden runes, a simple sword at my left hip and my adornments consist of golden runed and bejeweled bracelets at wrists, ankles and tailbase.
    A jet black male panther with emerald eyes, steel claws and large black feathered wings with golden tips. This form has a number of sizes ranging from ‘cat’ to roughly the size of a classic VW beetle. Usually the latter.
    A handmade jet black velveteen rag doll caricature of a winged black cat, with green button eyes and
    comically obvious gray on black stitching on all his seams, with X’s for his claws and whiskers while a small slip of bright pink felt peeks permanently from one side of the lopsided hastily stitched sketch of a mouth. The effect is topped off by a plain leather-ish collar adorned with a cheap golden ‘jingle bell’ and a long limp tail. He squeeks when he’s squeezed like an obnoxious chewtoy.
    There is no real RP with ‘auto hit’ moves – ie, New gallops up to barge and pounces, closing his jaws on Barge’s upper arm, only to shake his head violently, tearing the meat from it’s socket!" – That is bad rp. Barge has no control over his own fate because someone else has ‘imposed’ a result upon him without him having any chance of doing anything about it.
    The way around this is to ‘attempt’ an action, rather than impose an action and result. So, a better RP post in the situation above would be: “New gallops toward Barge and snarls, attempting to snap his jaws closed on Barge’s upper left arm.”
    Phrasing a RP post as an attempt leaves the target of my action free to actually respond with their own RP. This leaves Barge free to either accept my bite, or do any number of things – run, steady himself for impact, take a punch at me, pull a gun, ect.
    What keeps the target from doing something that’s outlandish, like pulling a bazooka out of thin air or jumping like someone in ‘Crouching Tiger – Hidden Dragon’? That’s where reasonable-ness of RP post, ‘personal honor’ and the concept of ‘face’ come in as restraints. If someone always dodges, they get a reputation for bad RP, and no one wishes to RP with them.
    Taking turns is also a hallmark of good RP – it goes in ‘rounds’ where everyone participating has a chance to post, so that each may respond to anything that they wish to from other’s actions.
    Cat People (Putting Out The Fire) – David Bowie:
    NOTABLE QUOTES: (Had to reinstate – couldn’t help myself)
    MonochromeMolly: Do not mess with the kitties. They will mess you up. (03-08-10)
    Kitten08: in some cases, the testicles are attached to the wife’s purse . . . (03-20-10)
    MonochromeMolly: I tend to avoid DA.

MonochromeMolly: Too many brain damaged weirdos.

MonochromeMolly: The nail in the coffin for me was when I pulled up the main page and the recently submitted art thumbnails included a pregnant, crying furry taking a shit.

MonochromeMolly: I was like, you know what? This isn’t really my kind of site. (11-08-10)

    “OH, THE HUMILITY!” AWARD – 10 POINTSGOES TO: Skyboy, for the conceit:
    skyboy: you have no idea what i’m talking about – skyboy: and it’s a wee bit above the heads of pretty much everyone in here
    MODERATOR TOLERANCE AWARD – 5 POINTSGOES TO: Deadlyshot for this exchange:
    Deadlyshot: Go join a furry room or something then. viper720: a furry room? Deadlyshot: On another site mabbe :D
    necrobestiality: Doggie is best position.

Origin: says the girl with bestiality in her name lols

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