I am a cow made of pasta. Or possibly doughnuts. Moo. The Story of PastaCow — By PyroDragon Quotes IPrayToOdin: Potatoes have Down’s Syndrome? Charliee21: Its loading Icey, give me sex. :D Snakeface: You’re like the jail bait that loves everyone, but the moment someone touches you they go to prison. vanillacream: Pasta, why are you so lovable? You seem like one of those little squishy animals that you just want to squeeze. ShadedHunter: Because having no cereal is in par with having an alien crawl down your throat and leave its children there. Cripple_King: one time in high school i was going down the hallway & someone said “nice dick [my name]” when i passed them ShadedHunter: Always remember, young donutcow. Any problem can be solved with the proper application of explosives. HylainHero: Troy needs help, it’s fallen and it can’t get up! Activity FeedPastLife17 has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? AwardsMy Games |