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mophie98: When I’m bored, i cover myself in Vaseline and go to the corner of my room and pretend I’m a slug.
PiLambda: CAPTAIN CANADA
PiLambda: a good troll masturbates frequently
JennahRawr: Thor: “’TIS…. HAMMERTIME!”
PiLambda: look an old chinese man with a unibrow
PiLambda: KO
TheFlyinGiraffe: Since, my neck is so long, it’s a quite a feat to be neck deep in this much pussy.
hoptail05: Diapers allow for more freedom
hoptail05: Plus you save money on soiled pants
HazePolaris: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter
Deluros: Lesbians are aggressive when it comes to rape as well.
mrconnorlegend: so are children
yoshi_king: who r u Hitler
PiLambda: so..why is cannibalism illegal?
MightyTinCan: Please stop talking about cannibalism
PiLambda: why?
MightyTinCan: Because at this point I’m genuinely a little worried you’re going to eat a person
PiLambda: Are you going to be one of those cool substitute teachers?
CaptainCoolGuy: No, I am going to create a rule of tyranny yet unseen in this world.
EmmaSaysDuh: #JamesIsABitch
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