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Latest Activity: Played The cow jumped over the moon (inspired by boyblue) (Aug 16, 2025 7:21pm)

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Location I'm in Your Pants. The chatroom, not... eww.

Member Since Apr. 14, 2011

Fighting isn’t Pareto Efficient

Quotes:
I AM FOOD. DESTROYER OF HUNGER.

Actually, y=8/3

“Sir, we’ve been surrounded!”
“Excellent, we can attack in any direction!”

That moment when you fail so much you reflexively push “r” and then suddenly you don’t fail and you’re like yussssshit.

Randomfact(z):
My first comment has well over 3000 likes.
Started making this profile page actually say stuff in 2014 – 3 years after I became a member. Also the time I started talking on forums and really getting into kong and realizing that, wow, there’s like a actual community and stuff, not just 60,000 people playing games. individually at any given time.
Achievements:
Has a crown on Mozzarella, the coolest kongpanion
1k forum posts: Oct 12, 2014 6:55pm (1277Days)
2k forum posts: Jan 4, 2015 6:51pm ( + 2016 Hours)
5k forum posts: Jun 9, 2015 7:00pm ( + 3744 Hours)
7557 forum posts: July 21, 2020 8:30pm. FGF is going to be removed, now, so this will be my maximum.
At least 1337 badges
1 real friend (:
More than 1 real friend 0:
Forum Games I have hosted
If the profile gets too long all the formatting breaks so I have to move it. Hence I have put the links in a separate location. These links should NOT be broken, even though the site no longer has forums.
Markdown with links
Backup file just in case