SpikeHorse

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NOTE: I don’t know what’s wrong with my age, just mentally subtract 8 years.
Fake Description
Whinny! Look at me prance around with my magical horsey powers! Would you like to be my friend? Here’s a flower. It’s really pretty! Neigh! Get on my back and I’ll take you to the magical horseyland where we can play in the sunshine
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Real Description
Hello mortal. There’s not much to say. Neigh. I spend much of my time here playing games and chatting in The Sky Bunker and sometimes the Asylum (now known as Study Hall).

Appearance
My coat is a dark reddish-brown on top, with tan on my underside and part of my legs, and I have large wings. My tail and mane are black, but with hints of rainbow in them. I have a long blue horn. My mane and tail look like spikes, which is why I am called Spike[ ]Horse. I wear a black striped suit with a fedora to match. (I wrote this back when fedoras were still cool)

Decorations and Other
I have a blaze decoration with a ruby in the center, crafted from the kingdom’s finest gold and silver. I also have an origami crown made from money that I stole from a casino.
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Arsenal

Magic/Powers
I have Spike powers. That means I have power over spikes; I grow spikes on my mane and tail, and I can pretty much create swords/blades whenever I want. My horn allows for some magic, such as telekinesis, but I prefer not to use it. I probably use my horn for stabbing people more than I do for magic.

Weapons
I don’t really need weapons, seeing as I grow spikes and have magical powers. Anyway, I dual-wield 2 two-handed swords. They control natural elements and change color depending on what I’m using them for.

Armor
I have a trenchcoat made of lead. It’s heavy. My battle armor
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Quotes

SWEET MERCY MOTHER OF GOD HOLY NEPTUNE KING MIDAS AND THE HOLY GHOST WHAT THE FLYING GREASEMONKEY CATERPILLAR IS THAT BATMAN?

If you can’t join em’, beat em!

Froggis: It’s peanut KY Jelly time!

TornPaperBird: Mexico is a fattest country in the world, America is second. If Canada becomes third our whole continent might sink into the ocean

Poetry
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I guess oranges are red too then,
Dumbass.
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Evil Plans

If I ever became a super-villain/terrorist, my plan would be to steal/make a nuclear bomb and threaten to detonate it over the Yellowstone National Park. That may not seem like much, but under Yellowstone is actually a supervolcano long overdue to erupt. If it were to go off, it could cause a mass-extinction unlike any in tens of millions of years. Lava would cover a 50-mile radius, and ash would fill the sky, shrouding the world into darkness. As plants die it will cause a chain reaction causing all animals on earth to die.
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Random Stuff (emoticons?) I Made With Text

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