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Latest Activity: Played a game (Jun 18, 2021 4:31pm)

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> Came to Kong
> Immediately felt the warm and welcoming behaviour of the community
> Everyone guided me instead of calling me “newfig”
> Badges support my self-esteem
> My account level is currently my highest achievement in life
> Kongpanions actually are the best company I have
> I include my post count in my resume
> Trading Kreds has given me financial stability
> Profile pic is me IRL
> Met my wife in a game chatroom
> Red is my favorite color
> I eat ants
> Fell in love with love itself

Threads I’ll show my grandchildren (if my offspring would quit being so homosexual and give me grandchildren some day that is):

Goddamned Kongregate’s macaroni code makes the formatting flip out if I add more links. This is the kind of things why I stopped going to church.
But anyways, all the threads can be found using the Kong forum search. Yes, I’m quite very much famous.

So, continuing…

  • An interesting inquiry about salt, osmotic pressure, terrestrial mollusks, ghosts and other unearthly things.
  • Why gay couples should NEVER adopt kids.
  • Is today Mexico Day or some shiett or what?
  • Your favourite modern intellectual / expert in a field / scientist?
  • On Plant Seeds and their Relation to Sexual Arousal. A discussion on the history of the word “horny”.
  • ☻ Bake Me a Cake [a contest] ☺

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