TheDarkoko

> Came to Kong
> Immediately felt the warm and welcoming behaviour of the community
> Everyone guided me instead of calling me “newfig”
> Badges support my self-esteem
> My account level is currently my highest achievement in life
> Kongpanions actually are the best company I have
> I include my post count in my resume
> Trading Kreds has given me financial stability
> Profile pic is me IRL
> Met my wife in a game chatroom
> Red is my favorite color
> I eat ants
> Fell in love with love itself

Threads I’ll show my grandchildren (if my offspring would quit being so homosexual and give me grandchildren some day that is):

• Does anyone else wipe their pee-pee after urinating?

• Let me tell you this: Birds have a mild teleportation ability.

• お帰りなさい。 I will craft a haiku about any topic you request.

Goddamned Kongregate’s macaroni code makes the formatting flip out if I add more links. This is the kind of things why I stopped going to church.
But anyways, all the threads can be found using the Kong forum search. Yes, I’m quite very much famous.

So, continuing…

• An interesting inquiry about salt, osmotic pressure, terrestrial mollusks, ghosts and other unearthly things.

• Why gay couples should NEVER adopt kids.

• Is today Mexico Day or some shiett or what?

• Your favourite modern intellectual / expert in a field / scientist?

• On Plant Seeds and their Relation to Sexual Arousal. A discussion on the history of the word “horny”.

• ☻ Bake Me a Cake [a contest] ☺