thedogkeeper

I’m a Developer!

Here is my Developer Profile:

http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/EFProductions/

Man at crime scene: “10 civilians murdered at a local McDonalds” Horatio: •_•) “Looks like it wasn’t ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) A HAPPY MEAL”

You Can Call Me “Dog.”

How I role: Up Hill

( • )( • ) ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ) ~ ooo la la
Name: Keanu C. Jones

Age: 18

Motto:“Just because you can escape from a situation doesn’t mean you should… sometimes you have to remember it’s easier to dodge questions than bullets.” -Michael Westen

Intrests: Chatting, Playing games, watching videos and just overal being perverted.

(US)State: Oregon
Random Facts About Me:

I do own 2 dogs. (The Irony Is Deadly)

Keanu means “Cool Breeze Over The Mountain.”

What I Look Like(Lolz)
http://imgur.com/GFK8Hen

Awesome Quotes

20swimmer1: I’m a newb and I haz some bewbs.

thedogkeeper: swim

thedogkeeper: have my babies

20swimmer1: Oki. :3

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koRnie: Worms usually come out to breathe at night through your butt hole while you sleep.

tomeeqe: My acidic shit kills them all.

koRnie: They love your acidic shit.

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99Pajamasword99: Y u so buff, Dog?

99Pajamasword99: You jerkin too much?

thedogkeeper: PAJA oh babeh cuase i do it for you

thedogkeeper: ;)

99Pajamasword99: I’m flattered.

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ZiD_Tu: Dogkeeper getting chicks like KFC?

thedogkeeper: OH YEAH!

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Xixixaxa: I’m going to have 2 huge mounds of stone on my tombstone……and it will say “Rub them for good luck…..IT’S WORTH IT!”

Yoy411: Rofl Xi Xi Will they be two bald guys?

Xixixaxa: nope…..MY BEWBS xD

Next Quote
(On Tinychat)
hbic(AKA:Shelby): Dog…You’re the hottest guy I’ve ever seen on kongregate…
thedogkeeper: o-0 Thanks I guess.
Purechillos: What about me? D: You said I was cute!
hbic: Well yea your cute, but dog’s like…hot…
hbic: Hey dog, please tell me you live in the same state as me!

Friends I’ll Never Forget

Chrisradomness
Llamanescent
Rachiface
Hbic
zztruemonkey
NathanDraco
KillerKITTYkoko
BabyBlueGirl
kdrive1
Casmin
Casmina
creampotato
BlueMuffinz
FoxLimited
DrSpade
Masoodkhan
Deathkitten98
l2udy
HannanHD
xixixaxa
kupopo
XeroEin
Asklar
GiovanniP31
And Last but not even close to least
Zshadow

Excess Information

I’m an Xbox Community Ambassador

If you have any Microsoft related products and are in need of assistance feel free to give me a shout! I’m always happy to help.

Proud member of the Raptr Community!