TheFlyinGiraffe

Yup, my avatar is an island in the Bahamas, with drinks, and myself! It’s the best. ツ
Yet, really, ask and you might receive!

12-18-14
LargeAngryApe: keep at least 20 bible distances away from females that turn u on
or jesus will smite u down

3-1-15
Rabidpotato: If I was a cookie, I would be shortbread cus I am white af

1-8-18
SpaceMoose: Anybody into butt stuff?
abala626: me
Ichthyocentaurs: or is butt stuff into you[?]

Stuff you may need:
For your 1st Amendment activists
http://xkcd.com/1357/