thestarwarsgeek

Life is simple. You are born. You eat like a pig until someone teaches you better. your voice drops, you grow to be 7 feet tall. You become a moron and drop out of high school. You start drinking. Make MASSIVE mistakes and then get married to some psychotic spouse who murders any male/female that looks at you funny. Then you sit around in your basement using the computer to do nothing but update you facebook and myspace account until you become extremely fat then die of heart attack. Doesn’t it sound great?

Now, lets be fair. Your life isn’t a COMPLETE waste, simply go on to xbox live and join another failure (Yours truly) and send a message to me. SurgicalAphid, together. Our lives might not suck nearly as much…