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when you first start go to the elevtor than go past the mail room into the computer room.
than go up to one of the geeks and keep on pressing the space bar.
RATE + IF THIS HELPED YOU!!!!!!!
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So let's evaluate my day at the office.
I talked about god's blessing to mankind. To test my faith the snakes of sin bit me.
I then went to our supply office to get a new pencil.I got a chainsaw and a giant anvil.
But I was happy. Because today was Pinata day. And I was chosen to wear it.
Then I realised I had still work to to and went to the copy room. unfortunately I had a lapse of memory and forgot how to use the copiers. . You do slam the upper half of it repeatedly on your head to copy, don't you?I also accidently sliced my arm there, but that was minor.
As midday came around I wanted to warm my meal up in the microwave. I even added in a trophy so that my food would taste champion-like. It exploded. Someone should really write instruction manuals.
I then got in a discussion I didn't want to be part in. About wife-beaters. He was even so kind to demonstrate how a wife beating man would act. I felt bliss that instant as my life flashed before me.
4/5 I liked it quite a bit.
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I bruned my face, a microwave exploded near my head, i was punched by 3 men, and a shark ripped me into two, but i survived. By when the weasels started attacking me, i was no match for them!
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I died by being eaten by a shark. On the second floor. Yeah, apparently you can have an aquarium on the second floor large enough to hold a shark.
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So i go around peeing on a computer and the guys around completely ignore me, you'd think they'd notice that you were trying to kill yourself..... or at least that you were destroying company property XD
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oh dont mind me guys. just sitting here in the meeting with a pair of giant scissors plunging out of my chest. you know...
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Died using the paper cutter. Thought the shark would of done, but evidently paper cutters are more dangerous than sharks. Who knew.
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Is this guy a super hero or what he could save life's with this kind of power like he's tough enough to get hit by chainsaw and stand