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Does this really need to be said? I don't want to be prompted to view a walkthrough while I'm trying to get a gold medal on a level by Dim. F*cknuggets, it's like slapping Sisyphus in the face for not getting up the hill fast enough.
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to get hard badge in easy way, just beat all levels and get bottle that makes black hole, even Dim levels are easy with it :)
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I see you haven't yet fixed the deaths. Honestly, I think 10 steel girders landing on your head would do more damage than a headstone rolling into your hip.
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Can there PLEASE be a way to turn off the "Do you want to see the walkthrough?" I get it, I'm bad but so many of these maps are so precise of course I'm gunna miss it 80% of the time
It's a good game but this absolutely drives me nuts
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The Achilles level by Joel was ridiculous. I repeatedly hit the bombs and the dominoes would fall to the target and wouldn't kill it. That happened around 10 times.
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If they're laying on the floor, not moving, and completely encased in an indestructible castle with no doors, windows, or holes, why do I need to bother trying to kill them?
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Knight: Sir, I'm not sure about these blueprints, they look a little... Off. King: What do you mean? Knight: Well, sir, I'm not sure it's a stable building. King: Fffft! It doesn't need to be stable! It'll look cool! Knight: What about the explosives right below the living area? King: Oh please, since when has anyone ever been hurt by explosives?
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and did anyone else notice that all of the levels are made by the same few people? maybe if the dev limited the castles per person to one, the next PP might be alot better
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Not a big fan of this guy "Dim" who seems to create levels that just bore the crap out of me. Tedious is a good word. Loved the Crush the Castle games prior to this. This one isn't much fun.
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You're gonna be rockin', rollin', crushing knights and peasants. You're gonna have a good time. Then you're going to get a level designed by Dim; and the only thing being crushed will be your patience and enjoyment :p
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Crush the Castle: Epic game. Crush the Castle 2: Still good even though the levels are a bit worse. Crush the Castle 2 PP: Find you missed the sweet spot by a millisecond, reset. Repeat a million times.
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Achilles castle, by Joel, relies on the player to perfectly (and I mean PERFECTLY) deploy the parachute bomb. I managed to do it after many tries, but levels like this reduced the game to utter tedium for me. Games should be fun, and not make you feel like you want to go stomp a few puppies.
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So your telling me that i can blow up an explosive by touching it with a log? ... I GOTTA WARN THE GUNPOWDER FACTORY!!!!
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Message to all Kings, Queens, etc.: If you are on a flaming, corrosive, or electrical platform, wave your arms like an idiot and pray to god that you get to live atleast 3 seconds longer
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"Special thanks to John, Dim, Joel."
You thanked Dim by putting lots of his awful level into the game and ruining it with them?
3/5 because of Dim's awful levels, could be a 5/5 if you replace them.
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Who makes a castle with protection only on it's left side? And why did we not attack this castle on it's unprotected right side?
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Firing Squad (a Dim's level) can be literally crushed using a bottle of acid. If thrown on the roof, it'll melt through the explosives, causing a win.
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Well Dim, let me just say something... DAMN YOU! Even Kongregate realizes the stupidity of you levels. Look at the name of the medium badge...
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What dumb founds me is the fact that even though there are comments on every single game in the series about this, they still haven't made it an instant restart. Why not? I mean really?