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nice game! i knew this one would be crazy as i saw the "jmbt02" on start.. but please make an save-option to the archivements! :)
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'By jmbt02', and 'Okay, this time you're a giraffe in a Soviet military base'...all I needed to know that this game was worth playing.
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UPGRADES NEEDED!!! AWESOME GAME!
now i know, what about said my grandfather... so it was a military GIRAFFE!
hi from russia)
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Pretty fun only thing I saw that sucked was that your achievements get wiped out when you leave the page and come back so getting the achievements will be pointless if they are not saved.
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Jesus Christ, the PETA is going to sue this down. This is horrible animal cruelty at its extre-...Oh wait, its in Sovetic Russia...Ok then
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Lag screws up jump timing and it doesn't get any harder as you go. The difficulty at 30,000 is the same as the difficulty at 1 million. Fun for a little while I guess... 3/5
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Pretty good game, i like the fact that its neck goes on forever, but needs upgrades like higher jumps or endurance where you can put obstacles in the game that you need to jump over, or new tricks besides jumping and grinding. Overall a good game 5/5.
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in soviet Russia, giraffe rockets you? no.... rocket you giraffes? hm.... rockets giraffe the Russians? Darn! stupid jokes are harder to make than they look XD!
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So now he's smoked enough pot that he's gone from elephants with lazers to giraffes with rockets on their necks...What will you think of next?