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kitty1669

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) soooo..everything is the highest..except my charm..that has to be the lowest...awesome...

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DeathNinja2010

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Aren't I just great with the lady's... first women i dated died of prolonged illness on the first turn, second died of heart attack on second turn, third left me when i took her to the beach, forth left when i proposed marriage and fifth left me when i bought her a expensive gift from the shop. :(

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abianaguilar

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yes... Humans... Only one life, and a cruel death... "A man only die when any people remermber him" Thinking... All people die, all people born, has a history... but all only have a final, when you're nothing, any people remember you, you only are a man, underground... don't speak... The days can fly, new people, condenated to repeat the history... Alone...

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billy12358

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i got maried yay...i got 3 kids yay.... your partner died from suicide FU**

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Dremons

Jun. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was 70 years old and busy with my date the entire film. Yeaahhhhhhh!

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stabberman

Jan. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i died at 110 after feeding ducks!? did they pull me in and drown me or sometin?

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goldridder5

Sep. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i died because i got tackkled by a kid -.-

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KennethDV2000

Sep. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) LOL!!!!!! I clicked Start Smokinq and it said i died of a Stab Wound

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ZombieLuigi

Feb. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Fights bully. Dies from fire. Damn that bully was one mean son of b***

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hickman935

Sep. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I had a kid at 120. Glad to know how effective viagra is, in the future.

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qwerty987654

Jul. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) got killed at 20 by a homeless dude.

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Graperland

Feb. 28, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The died at 130 years with 189085!

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SushiCat4Life

Dec. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died while doing the swings at age 110

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Takacuki

Aug. 05, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) When i was a baby i was strong like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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fondcoolmanonmc

May. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Wait what? A homeless guy punched me in the face and I died of "fire" Gg life

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callmekatie

Jan. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) press + if you think this game needs more stages

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AgentNegativeOne

Aug. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) All The People I Tried To Date Died From Prolonged Illness And I'm Just Sitting Here Wondering What The Hell Kind Of Plague I Carry

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ILOVEYOUTUBER

Mar. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Isee my first stats:strengh=Arnold schwarznega=Im the strongest Baby on the Wolrd

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furytree

Apr. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I struck a match and, apparently, my dad murdered me...

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ponybro5000

Apr. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died right after I left the Doctor's office... Right in front of my children... And my wife.

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Stormies

Mar. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is just like Alter Ego! <3 I love this! This is just the game I need.. thank you! :D

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AnimatedWolf

Mar. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I used to play this game alot when I was a little kid ....but then i forgot about it and then i found a search lust for the game and then i just forgot about it and thought is just a game and then I joined congrate for some fun ( and motsly the game stop points ) and then I found the game here.....

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loki245

Sep. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) after playing the game for about 5 times in a row, i finnaly live to 130...but alas, my wife commited suicide.

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Hiro209

Sep. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) first time i played some teenagers killed me when i told them to piss off...

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AznBoii0

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Sort of makes me think.. Life sure does go by fast. :( I like this game. It deserves way more attention then this. 5/5 Nice concept and i really enjoyed this.

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Yode

Mar. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) LMAO "You're walking around a large park. Life seems grand. What do you want to do? There's a few chess boards near the pond, Some ducks on the other side of the pond and there's a swing set nearby" SWING ON THE SWING GOD DAMNIT. BEST ANSWER EVER

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ZyZyRa

Feb. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Reminds me of Alter Ego...

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kauangobbi

Jan. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i tried to go to class... but even the teacher went to the beach T---T what's wrong with the teachers today?

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zaprowsdower

Jan. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I died from a broken nose at the age of 12.

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18tbrown

Jan. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) when i play this game i play it out in my head. so when the guy ask if i want any candy this is how i picture it. "YOU WANT SOME CANDEH LITTLE BOYYY?!!??!" said the guy. THen i said".........IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAAAAA BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!! sure ill take some candy.......where u go?"

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Kt395

Jul. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So I'm a weakling, fugly, displeasing, and average? I feel so purposeless. :(

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hoptail05

Jan. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My best friend moved away and I got stabbed by a mugger. then a homeless man took my shoes!! :(

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FoodzFighter

Oct. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This game is Genius, It somehow describes the meaning of life.

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sophue5608909

Mar. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i had a kid i couldent take it and i hung myself death:suicide

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theawesomebeast

Jun. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My wife died of cancer and then who should come along on the dating scene but her again.

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VioletStar77

Nov. 30, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) "Play with fire?" *Strikes a match "Pretty. You put it out quickly" "You died. Cause of death: Stab wound." Excuse me?

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Quanson

Jun. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I've played this game at least five times a week and honestly this is one of the best ever games to come to Kongregate it deserves to be the first highest rated game. 5/5/Favourite.

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blocks1122

Jan. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I DIED!!!! I SET DA HOUSE ON FIRE WITH A MATCH AND KILLED MYSELF!! :D LOL

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StephenW137

Dec. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i keep dying (for no reason) of : Stab wound and once i auditioned IT KILLED ME! ;(

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Real_RainbowDash

Nov. 05, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Chuck Norris, 130 years of age, final words: 'Roundhouse... kick...'

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lolguy3

Aug. 02, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Death From Condom. Best way to die!!!

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Hobocobo

Sep. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) When I died, I was looking at my stats and whatnot... and I realized that I named my daughter Jason. xD

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CatherineB25

Aug. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *goes on swing* *dies*

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Mandog1

Jul. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Jack Nicholson died at the age of 130 with $21,095. Never had a relationship or a job and died as an ugly, unhealthy, man. Although, he was smart and the life of the party, he was also as strong as Arnold Schwarzenegger. The End!

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HungryManster

Jun. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *You* "Ah s**t! Oh god, f**king... Teenagers..." *Dies* *Random Guy* "Some random 13 year old's killed you, i'm never going outside again..."

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linklegend

Dec. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died from looking at the match box WTF?!

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xxslybatxx

Nov. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) basically this game tests how much luck you have to get good stats

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hungergames111

Nov. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) wow I killed myself because I had a baby...

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BulletNinja42

May. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Starting stats: Intelligence: Average. Attractiveness: Ugly. Strength: Feeble Old Man. Charm: Annoying... I got to about age 50 or 60 before I applied for a job as a bicycle mechanic.. I was turned down.. I ended up killing myself.. x)

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airjordan1325

May. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I tried to find a compromise between Joe and Kerry I then died from a stab wound. I don't think they liked my getting involved.

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