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The transplant went great! At first, I used my hands to pull out his rib cage and his heart! Then, I stabbed the heart I needed to put in so it wasn't to heavy! I got an A++!!!
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Sure the controls are clumsy, but that's half the fun! The other half comes from cutting his ribs with the hammer, removing his lungs with the hammer, severing his blood vessels with the hammer, and pushing the new heart into his chest cavity along with some q-tips and the cup they came in with the hammer.
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*breaks open chest throws in a couple hearts* pshhh hes all good might as well just put in some quetips and scalpels while im at it
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It's easy to mess up, but if you're careful and use the right tools you can consistently get A++'s whenever you attempt this game.
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[Bob wakes up after procedure] Me: Bob sir. It sees as though you'll never be the same again. Bob: What do you mean? Me: Well, I may have dropped my scalpel, saw, other saw, q-tips, and several glass shards in your chest. If you wish to avoid extreme heart pain or failure, I suggest you do not move for the rest of your life. Now, that will be $1000,000.
Bob: D:
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I ripped the guys rib cage open with a hammer and it said, "It's hammer time!" lol. Then bones and lungs went flying.
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Its hard enough not knocking all of your instruments into his chest cavity let alone trying to perform a highly intricate organ transplant. It's like operating while high..... or so I am told.
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After a long five minutes of intense work I got to the heart without doing too much damage (yeah right :P). Only tool I hadn't thrown down from the table was a hammer. I GUESS THIS'LL HAVE TO DO.
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Who cut this guy open? Why didn't they get him to do the surgery? What did his shift end? Was it his last day and he just started cutting, checked his watch and said "Later bitches!" Who phoned in Dr. Oktoberfest here to replace him?! He's clearly drunk and has decided to do a heart transplant with one hand tied behind his back!
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Didn't even know what to do, which actually made things a lot more fun. But the controls are awful. Too sensitive at times, and difficult to even control. On my first try, I swung the saw around to where the blade was pointed at me, and when I tried to pick it up, I ended up cutting the hell out of my own arm. And I saw the blood meter go down, even though it's supposed to be the patient's blood, not mine.
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i tried giving him a heart transplant but all that happened was that i FREAKING TORE HIS RIBS OUT AND CUT OPEN HIS FRIGGIN LUNGS
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Step 1. Break ribs with hammer ...if you can grab the hammer. Otherwise use your bare hand and break the ribs. Step 2. Use your limp wristed arm to bat the rib fragments out of the chest. Step 3. Knock all your tools to the floor with your dead fish hand. Step 4. Try to pull out bad heart and fail. Say screw it, throw the new heart in and scoop as many ribs back in as you can. Surgery like a boss....
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I've never been so excited to picked something up correctly and never so devastated to drop a saw into someone's open chest cavity