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This game has just the right amount of actual gameplay and awkward postition when hitting the guards, it's min-blowing! What's strange is that it's easier for me to shoot the targets n stuff without the tequila mode(most of the time). Also, is it just me or do the guards shoot hamburgers?
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Ok its a thing now, the unconcious mexican kicks serious @$$. I watched him dodge 2 guards shooting, Flying kick a guard into the dirt, after the guard was shot to death by his collegue, and then landed on some gold. WOW
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Sir, there is a naked Mexican in a top hat trying to cross into the US illegally, what should we do? Bring the army to the border. Have them laugh when he gets there.
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if you make another one (heheheh) add some power ups like you hit hotsauce bunus power! or something would make it better but it still 5/5
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While he was flying naked, drinking tequila, shooting everywhere with that beret, i realized that bandito looks exactly like my father.
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He can take a head on collision with another person. and survive to bounce another day. but when it comes to a bird... he dies?
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it must be pretty scary to just be hangin around when suddently a naked man flies past u, shooting tacos and burritos at u.
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I enjoy watching a naked top-hat-wearing man ride a border patrol guard like a sled at high speeds toward a special agent, guns blazing. I even more enjoy being that man. Thank you for this.
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According to a report, a bandito known ass Desnudo Vuelo was found shooting a border guard with a taco gun while naked. The guard apparently shot Desnudo Vuelo with 7 hamburgers while the bandito cartwheeled away, being bitten by a snake in the process.
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Based on true stories huh?
TV interview: "I was on patrol on the border and this naked flying mexican with a shotgun came over and knocked me out. Then when I woke up I saw a snake kill him." Newsman: "There you have it folks. A man's story of his day on the border. "