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"Honey! Timmy's presents are evil and attacking him, should we help or call the police" "Dont worry babe our timmy can just punch them with his fists"
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MOMMY: "now Timmy make sure you shake you present so you can guess what it is."
TIMMY: (shakes present) "hmmm! is it a baseball bat?"
DADDY:"hahaha! silly boy. it's obviosly a raged physco doll with a knife."
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WOW!Thanks santa!Mom guess what santa got me a baby barf alot a miss knife doll a crank up monster and a car with a saw!Mom:Well make sure to thank santa!
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"Should we call 911?"
"Nah... L-Lets just punch them until we get something useful.."
*Neighbors house*
"What the fu-?... God... Those Johnson's NEVER sleep.."
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after battling the demonic presents for a few hours it occured to timmy that the logical thing to do would be open all of his parents presents too
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Woah, did i see a crushgear toy? man i havent seen one in ages. You guys probably dont know what im on about but the creator does ^_^
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boxing gloves for daddy? i think mommy should be a little scared. and why does mommy want a metal bat? i sense an abusive relationship going on. just saying. otherwise amazing game i love it.
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When you have the money and Mommy available, upgrade the Crocket Mallet. It's the best weapon. Then spend it on the rest of the presents.
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What confuses me is that there whole family wanted weapons of some sort, like they knew it was coming, i mean, I suspected to be beating things up with nerf guns and mugs, instead I get shotguns and wooden base ball bats.