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I stabbed Hobbes and Nietzsche and, as I have a philosophy exam tomorrow, there is nothing that could make me happier!
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"Ah, the traditional starting 'stab taunt dash' maneuver. It has never failed our champion once...and if it does, he can simply call a national holiday! What a glorious socialist society we live in, comrade!"
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So... what I've learned from this game is that in Soviet Russia, the worst penalty is having to stop for a few seconds... nevermind the death penalty for manslaughter.
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A dark and sobering meditation on the dark underside of the Socialist dream. Must we vanish among the grey masses to preserve our humanity? Is winning glory for the Motherland worth the lives of our innocent comrades? Are we no better than a pack of dogs? Ah, a tear falls.
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If you could win races by stabbing people in the back, I would be the olimpic champion already. Nevertheless... This is addictive. Let's keep running, for Mother Russia!
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One of the best games I've played in months.
Also, it features actual hymns from the italian communist party. I was surprised I could clearly understand what they were saying, took me a bit to notice.
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I just saved a man from being stabbed to death by giving him the finger. And then I stabbed him anyway and got away with it. All my dreams came true in the end!
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The song that plays while you're running is not a communist song. It's an anarchist anthem from the Spanish Civil War, "A Las Barricadas". You can clearly hear the spanish lyrics. I think the music is an adaptation of "Varshavianka", a russian, but pre-soviet, song. Bummer. And the game itself... I expected a different thing.
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There is an essential upgradable action missing! Slow your opponents down with your "Rusky Runs" Maximized it could be a vodka fueled ass flamethrower!
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AAAAHAHHHHHHHH FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!! ALL HAIL THE GREAT SOCIALIST SOVIET UNION AND ALL OF ITS GLORIOUS LEADERS!!!!!!!!!!