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Deserves 5 stars. I mean... wait... every game on Kongregate is created equal and deserves 5 stars. That was a close one.
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Official 1: WTH?! That guy just stabbed a fellow comrade runner!
Official 2: I say! We should stop him for 6 seconds for murdering in cold blood!
Official 1: ...
Official 3: That seems a bit harsh. He has a gold star, I think we should only slow him down for 3 seconds.
Official 1: ...
Official 2: Wouldn't a gold star mean he died in combat?
Official 3: Zombies are people too.
Official 1: ...
Official 2: Oh he also has a very heroic knife. I think we'll look the other way this time.
Official 1: dotdotdot
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I have one complaint with this awesome and hilarious game. That complaint is that the game uses the song "A Las Barricadas" when "A las Barricadas" was a song by the CNT/FIA which was an instrumental organization of Spanish anarchists who were betrayed/killed off by the Soviets. Its kind of like having a Duke Nukem game with the Soviet Union anthem in the background.
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Why are so many people complaining about missing badges when there's a "Report missing achievement" link right on the Achievements tab, with simple instructions? I've had two games' badges fail to award in the past, and reported them after waiting to make sure they weren't just delayed; both times, the awesome Kongregate staff had my missing badges awarded to me in LESS THAN 24 HOURS. So if you don't have these badges despite earning them, stop writing whiny comments and actually follow the procedure -- it takes barely more time than posting a comment!
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Lets do reverse hunting, see in normal hunting you shoot the one in the rear so the rest dont see it, but in reverse hunting you stab the fastest until the rest stop bothering you. By fastest i do dearly mean stab them all.
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@Lightbringermain: Yes, that's typically how badge of the day works. Most of us can get an easy badge in one day, regardless of how well we knew the game beforehand.
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"Hmmm... There are 9 dead racers lying on the track? I don't know how you do it, but you sure are good at winning races!"
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Judge 1: Congratz you won! Hey wait... where are all the other competitors! *sees pile of dead competitiors with knife wounds*
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Start of game: I should train hard and be faster than everyone else. End of game: Cheat, cheat, cheat, and throw in some capitol crimes for good measure.
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the music is the " inno di potere operaio" and is from '70 Italy, but the theme is older and is from mother Russia, press + so all comrades can know!
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Wow the glorious race sure is hard, I guess I will just have to shiv stab EVERY opponent to win! Wow, now that they are all dead it is much easier...
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How dare you pick up chocolate on the side of the road! That is not the socialist way! Wait, did you just kill that guy? Oh, never mind, these papers tell me everything. Carry on!
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Ironic: "we will smash tophats and monocles of capitalists" says the opening of the game, put as you progress, your produ-... I mean, partner, begins to wear these things!