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"Sir! We have seen an anomaly. A large meteoroid headed towards our planet has stopped and is now orbiting us." "Cool" Later: "Sir, the meteroid has been named Victor after my snail." "..." Later: "Sir, I bring bad news. Victor has begun collecting vast levels of meteors and has grown to 50m wide" "Very well, let's do nothing" Later: "Sir, Victor is now so big that it irradiates us daily" "Not much of an issue" "Sir, Victor is twice the size of us."Later: "Sir, Victor has stopped moving. We now orbit it. We are now a Victorian Moon" "Good, she was a nice queen." "Queen?" "Yes, of England" "What's that" Later: "Sir, GodPlanet Victor is angry, her trail has turned red but is not in the exosphere!" "By the Queen! Let's walk in circles" Later: "Sir, Victor has scoured our planet with its trail and now contains more mass than our star" Later: "Sir. Victor is now inside of us" "Of course she is we must be one with Victor" "No, Victor is so big it is in our planet"
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The game is pretty damn broken in the UFO stage. I cannot actually get any meteors because the screen is moving faster than my gravity well can pull in. I'd say this needs fixing, but the dev of this is probably far beyond this game.
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Mmm, what about spending 5 minutes on making 350 mile metor, send it in space to make it return back with size of 650? Why not to collide planets...
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R=160 you're the planet now. R=200 width of screen. R=250 your finger gets tired. R=275 you finish your beer but can't go get another one. R=390ish you can't avoid touching the planet, and learn edges don't matter, the center does. For non-believers http://imgur.com/0wNG7L1
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Wow, so all had to do to get the BOTD was wait until I got to the level where you have to blow up the alien spaceships and...do nothing. I literally looked away for two minutes and when I looked back I had been awarded the Jurassic Juggle Badge.
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"Stop the Unstoppable Visitor."
What unstoppable visitor? All I see is a bunch of dinosaurs and a giant unknown radioactive meteor hurdling towards them...
(meteor crashes into the the dinosaurs, turning them into a superpowered T-Rex that shoots lasers)
Oh...
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To people wondering what "a named meteor is" I believe once the mass of the rocks (meteor) you are pulling with gravity reaches about 15 miles, it will get a name, for the badge you need to have two of those at the same time.
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Ok... um, wow. I had this game loaded, but was on other tabs. Kinda forgot about this, clicked back after an hour to see I obtained both badges without even playing.